Meet The Avengers

by Insane Ian

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Yet another themed EP, this time Insane Ian tackles the Marvel Cinematic Universe via the songs of the Beatles. Featuring two bonus tracks: a re-working of Ian's previous Marvel/Beatles mashup "Ant-Man" and his follow-up, the non-Avengers "Rocket & Groot".

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released March 3, 2017

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Insane Ian Chicago, Illinois

"Insane Ian is a Comedy Rock God..." - Dr Demento (The Dr Demento Show)

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Track Name: Iron Man
He's the real Iron Man
Sitting in his iron pants
Keeping all his iron plans from Fury

Doesn't work well with a team
Unless it’s his pal Rhody
Jarvis, Pepper, and Happy as well

Iron Man please listen
To complete your mission
Iron Man, The suit is at your command

He's as rich as he can be
Lives by his technology
Iron Man’s a bit like the Bat Man

Iron Man don't worry
You can trust Nick Fury
Iron Man, the Avengers will
Lend you a hand
Ah, la, la, la, la

Doesn't do this cause it’s fun
He looks out for number one
Now makes suits instead of guns for himself

Iron Man please listen
To save Earth’s your mission
Iron Man, lasers are strapped to your hands
Ah, la, la, la, la

He's a real Iron Man
Sitting in his iron pants
Keeping all his iron plans from Fury
Keeping all his Ultron plans from Fury
Keeping his Avenger plans from Fury
Track Name: Hulk!
Hulk! Don’t make me angry
Hulk! You won’t like me angry
Hulk! You know, my name is doctor
Banner!

(When)
When I was younger, so much younger than today (I never needed)
I never needed anybody's help controlling rage (now)
But now those days are gone, they’ve become Halloween (and now I’m changed)
Now I’m changed, by Gamma rays, (it’s) not easy being green

Hulk, please if you can, do not come out
I do not appreciate you stomping 'round
Help me keep my rage buried way down
Don't you, please, please Hulk out

(Now)
And now my life has changed in, oh, so many ways (I’m so hunted)
I’m being hunted for my blood and I haven’t slept in days (but)
But now it seems to me the green guy’s so handy (I know that I)
I know that I am feeling like I'm always so angry

Hulk, please if you can, I need you now
Seems I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me beat this guy into the ground
Won't you, please, please Hulk out?

And now it seems that I have joined up with a team
I’m doing science with Tony Stark and coming up with schemes (but)
But now that Ultron came, I'm not so self-assured (and now I’ve found)
I found a jet, and now I’ll get, to see another world

Hulk, please if you can, do not be sore
Maybe just please land the plane, walk out the door
Help me kick some ass along-side Thor
Won't you, please, please Hulk Smash
Hulk smash, Hulk smash
Track Name: Widow Natasha
Widow Natasha, villains at your feet
Wonder how you manage all that ass you beat
Flipped over one guy, kicked him in the head
No wonder why your ledger is so full of red

Don’t mistake her for some kind of bimbo
Half the time she’ll beat you just for fun
Her code name in SHIELD is the Black Widow
See how they run

Widow Natasha, fighting Chitauri
You sure have the know-how to make them flee
Pow pow pow pow,
See how they run

Widow Natasha, down on Hawkeye’s farm
Seeing Doctor Banner for all his charm

She was a Russian spy out on adventures
Threatening your life without a gun
Now she does the same for the Avengers
See how they run

Widow Natasha, villains at your feet
Wonder why that makes me shift in my seat
Track Name: Thor's Big Silver Hammer
Jane was quizzical, practiced astrophysical science in her van
‘Til it ran into a buff blonde god, Oh oh oh oh
Thor and Loki had defied their gold King Odin Dad, invading Yodenheim,
“Can we end this cold war between us, Laufy?”

But as he calls Thor “little princess”, Thor’s hand begins to rise...

Bang bang, Thor’s big silver hammer came down on his head...
Mjolnir, Thor’s big silver hammer made several Frost Giants dead.

Thor lost his power and his hammer for an hour, while banished here on Earth,
Jane has matrimonal bed thoughts, Oh oh oh oh
Gimly, Legolas, Jackie Chan and Xena just want Thor to be free
(Thor must be set free!)
The robot disagrees, and he tells them so

But as Ms. Portman’s kissing his lips, you check out his behind!

Bang bang, Thor’s big silver hammer destroyed that lead head,
Clang clang, Thor’s big silver hammer killed non-Stark Iron Man dead.

Back in Azgard’s din, Loki’s playing Slytherin, Thor gets quite annoyed
Loki’s causing many unpleasant scenes
Sibling rivalry competing for the dynasty, Loki threatens Jane...
Thor tries to Avengers Sanctity, oh oh oh oh,

When Loki dabbles in cold genocide, Thor seems to lose his mind...

Bang bang, Thor’s big silver hammer destroyed that bi-frost
Oopsie, thanks to Thor’s big clamor that bridge to Earth was lost.
Whoa oh oh

Silver hammer win!
Track Name: Hawkeye
Hawkeye shooting through the dead of night
Take these pointy things and let them fly
Through the sky
You were only waiting for this target to arise

Hawkeye shooting all of those bad guys
Take these trick arrows and archery
All your life
You were only waiting for your enemies to flee

Hawkeye spy
With your eye
Complicated ways to fight

Hawkeye try
(to let) arrows fly
Into the face of that huge bad guy.

Hawkeye shooting in a busy fight
Take aim carefully and don’t hit me
Arrows fly
You were only aiming for that solider on the right
Ricocheted that shot to hit that guy from out of sight
But you came too close and almost struck me in the thigh
Track Name: Steve Rogers
Got a good reason for taking the soldier serum
Got a good reason for fighting the evil Red Skull now
My name is Steve Rogers, the First Avenger, yeah
It didn’t take long to bulk up, but I bulked up

That Peggy Carter, she took me half the way there
For Peggy Carter, my plane fell out of the air now
My name is Steve Rogers, the First Avenger, yeah
It took me so long to thaw out, but I thawed out

Took down Hydra, after they killed off my friend
Hydra’s in SHIELD and Bucky came back once again now
My name is Steve Rogers, Captain America
It took me so long to find out, and I found out

Steve Rogers
Steve Rogers yeah
Steve Rogers
Steve Rogers yeah
Steve Rogers
Track Name: Ant-Man (bonus MCU version)
I am Scott Lang, a former thief
I found a suit beyond belief
Now I'm the Ant Man
yeah, I'm the Ant Man

I helped Hank Pym protect his tech
(From) some bald guy named Yellow Jacket
'Cause I'm the Ant Man
yeah, I'm the Ant Man

(The Ah-Ven-Gers-Gers) they called on me
(I have a pet-pet) named Ant-thony
(Pym Part-i-cles-cles) make me tiny
(Don’t ask Luis-ees) to tell this stor-ry

ANT-MAN!

Tho smallness might hurt my image (Ant-Man, you're so tiny)
(I) don't wor-ry about shrinkage (Ant-man, oh grow up!)
'Cause I'm the Ant Man
Yeah, I'm the Ant Man

When shrinking will not help the plan (ANT MAN!)
I’ll grow instead as Giant Man (ANT MAN?)
I'm just the Ant Man
Yeah, I'm the Ant Man

And you just can not see me at all (ANT MAN!)
Track Name: Rocket & Groot (bonus track)
Now out in the black of space there's a creature named 89P13
Also known as Rocket Raccoon
And one day he saved the galaxy with the Guardians
Let me tell you how that story begins, Rocket and his pal Groot
Said they needed some action
So one day they walked into town
Saw themselves a geek leave the local bookie

Rocket Raccoon and his best friend Groot
Were wandering through Zandar county
Rocket had come equipped with 12 guns
To capture Star-Lord as his bounty
Well Star-Lord it seems had stolen something
And it caught old Ronan's attention
So he sent Gamora and I am quite sure I'll
See cosplay of her at conventions
So the four of them fought, but they all got caught
And in prison met Drax the Destroyer
Rocket burst in and grinning a grin
Got 'em out of jail needing no lawyer
Rocket and Groot at first may seem cute
But really they're the stars of the picture, ah

D'da d'da d'da da da da
D'da d'da d'da da da da
D'da d'da d'da da d'da d'da d'da d'da
Do do do do do do

D'do d'do d'do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do d'do d'do d'do d'do
Do do do do do do

Now Groot, well you see, is kind of a tree
On whom which ol' Rocket's reliant
So brave and so bold, well, he's got a heart made of gold
Not silver, Not Iron, more like The Oak Giant

And now Rocket Raccoon builds things that go boom
To help with galactic survival
So they saved the day, and the mix tape they play
While Groot dances during his revival, ah
Oh yeah, yeah

D'do d'do d'do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do d'do d'do d'do d'do
Do do do do do do

D'do d'do d'do do do do, come on, Rocket boy
D'do d'do d'do do do do, come on, Rocket boy
D'do d'do d'do do do d'do d'do d'do d'do
The story of Rocket there