Meet The Avengers

by Insane Ian

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02:44
He's the real Iron Man Sitting in his iron pants Keeping all his iron plans from Fury Doesn't work well with a team Unless it’s his pal Rhody Jarvis, Pepper, and Happy as well Iron Man please listen To complete your mission Iron Man, The suit is at your command He's as rich as he can be Lives by his technology Iron Man’s a bit like the Bat Man Iron Man don't worry You can trust Nick Fury Iron Man, the Avengers will Lend you a hand Ah, la, la, la, la Doesn't do this cause it’s fun He looks out for number one Now makes suits instead of guns for himself Iron Man please listen To save Earth’s your mission Iron Man, lasers are strapped to your hands Ah, la, la, la, la He's a real Iron Man Sitting in his iron pants Keeping all his iron plans from Fury Keeping all his Ultron plans from Fury Keeping his Avenger plans from Fury
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02:19
Hulk! Don’t make me angry Hulk! You won’t like me angry Hulk! You know, my name is doctor Banner! (When) When I was younger, so much younger than today (I never needed) I never needed anybody's help controlling rage (now) But now those days are gone, they’ve become Halloween (and now I’m changed) Now I’m changed, by Gamma rays, (it’s) not easy being green Hulk, please if you can, do not come out I do not appreciate you stomping 'round Help me keep my rage buried way down Don't you, please, please Hulk out (Now) And now my life has changed in, oh, so many ways (I’m so hunted) I’m being hunted for my blood and I haven’t slept in days (but) But now it seems to me the green guy’s so handy (I know that I) I know that I am feeling like I'm always so angry Hulk, please if you can, I need you now Seems I do appreciate you being 'round Help me beat this guy into the ground Won't you, please, please Hulk out? And now it seems that I have joined up with a team I’m doing science with Tony Stark and coming up with schemes (but) But now that Ultron came, I'm not so self-assured (and now I’ve found) I found a jet, and now I’ll get, to see another world Hulk, please if you can, do not be sore Maybe just please land the plane, walk out the door Help me kick some ass along-side Thor Won't you, please, please Hulk Smash Hulk smash, Hulk smash
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Widow Natasha, villains at your feet Wonder how you manage all that ass you beat Flipped over one guy, kicked him in the head No wonder why your ledger is so full of red Don’t mistake her for some kind of bimbo Half the time she’ll beat you just for fun Her code name in SHIELD is the Black Widow See how they run Widow Natasha, fighting Chitauri You sure have the know-how to make them flee Pow pow pow pow, See how they run Widow Natasha, down on Hawkeye’s farm Seeing Doctor Banner for all his charm She was a Russian spy out on adventures Threatening your life without a gun Now she does the same for the Avengers See how they run Widow Natasha, villains at your feet Wonder why that makes me shift in my seat
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Jane was quizzical, practiced astrophysical science in her van ‘Til it ran into a buff blonde god, Oh oh oh oh Thor and Loki had defied their gold King Odin Dad, invading Yodenheim, “Can we end this cold war between us, Laufy?” But as he calls Thor “little princess”, Thor’s hand begins to rise... Bang bang, Thor’s big silver hammer came down on his head... Mjolnir, Thor’s big silver hammer made several Frost Giants dead. Thor lost his power and his hammer for an hour, while banished here on Earth, Jane has matrimonal bed thoughts, Oh oh oh oh Gimly, Legolas, Jackie Chan and Xena just want Thor to be free (Thor must be set free!) The robot disagrees, and he tells them so But as Ms. Portman’s kissing his lips, you check out his behind! Bang bang, Thor’s big silver hammer destroyed that lead head, Clang clang, Thor’s big silver hammer killed non-Stark Iron Man dead. Back in Azgard’s din, Loki’s playing Slytherin, Thor gets quite annoyed Loki’s causing many unpleasant scenes Sibling rivalry competing for the dynasty, Loki threatens Jane... Thor tries to Avengers Sanctity, oh oh oh oh, When Loki dabbles in cold genocide, Thor seems to lose his mind... Bang bang, Thor’s big silver hammer destroyed that bi-frost Oopsie, thanks to Thor’s big clamor that bridge to Earth was lost. Whoa oh oh Silver hammer win!
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02:12
Hawkeye shooting through the dead of night Take these pointy things and let them fly Through the sky You were only waiting for this target to arise Hawkeye shooting all of those bad guys Take these trick arrows and archery All your life You were only waiting for your enemies to flee Hawkeye spy With your eye Complicated ways to fight Hawkeye try (to let) arrows fly Into the face of that huge bad guy. Hawkeye shooting in a busy fight Take aim carefully and don’t hit me Arrows fly You were only aiming for that solider on the right Ricocheted that shot to hit that guy from out of sight But you came too close and almost struck me in the thigh
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02:46
Got a good reason for taking the soldier serum Got a good reason for fighting the evil Red Skull now My name is Steve Rogers, the First Avenger, yeah It didn’t take long to bulk up, but I bulked up That Peggy Carter, she took me half the way there For Peggy Carter, my plane fell out of the air now My name is Steve Rogers, the First Avenger, yeah It took me so long to thaw out, but I thawed out Took down Hydra, after they killed off my friend Hydra’s in SHIELD and Bucky came back once again now My name is Steve Rogers, Captain America It took me so long to find out, and I found out Steve Rogers Steve Rogers yeah Steve Rogers Steve Rogers yeah Steve Rogers
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I am Scott Lang, a former thief I found a suit beyond belief Now I'm the Ant Man yeah, I'm the Ant Man I helped Hank Pym protect his tech (From) some bald guy named Yellow Jacket 'Cause I'm the Ant Man yeah, I'm the Ant Man (The Ah-Ven-Gers-Gers) they called on me (I have a pet-pet) named Ant-thony (Pym Part-i-cles-cles) make me tiny (Don’t ask Luis-ees) to tell this stor-ry ANT-MAN! Tho smallness might hurt my image (Ant-Man, you're so tiny) (I) don't wor-ry about shrinkage (Ant-man, oh grow up!) 'Cause I'm the Ant Man Yeah, I'm the Ant Man When shrinking will not help the plan (ANT MAN!) I’ll grow instead as Giant Man (ANT MAN?) I'm just the Ant Man Yeah, I'm the Ant Man And you just can not see me at all (ANT MAN!)
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Now out in the black of space there's a creature named 89P13 Also known as Rocket Raccoon And one day he saved the galaxy with the Guardians Let me tell you how that story begins, Rocket and his pal Groot Said they needed some action So one day they walked into town Saw themselves a geek leave the local bookie Rocket Raccoon and his best friend Groot Were wandering through Zandar county Rocket had come equipped with 12 guns To capture Star-Lord as his bounty Well Star-Lord it seems had stolen something And it caught old Ronan's attention So he sent Gamora and I am quite sure I'll See cosplay of her at conventions So the four of them fought, but they all got caught And in prison met Drax the Destroyer Rocket burst in and grinning a grin Got 'em out of jail needing no lawyer Rocket and Groot at first may seem cute But really they're the stars of the picture, ah D'da d'da d'da da da da D'da d'da d'da da da da D'da d'da d'da da d'da d'da d'da d'da Do do do do do do D'do d'do d'do do do do D'do d'do d'do do do do D'do d'do d'do do do d'do d'do d'do d'do Do do do do do do Now Groot, well you see, is kind of a tree On whom which ol' Rocket's reliant So brave and so bold, well, he's got a heart made of gold Not silver, Not Iron, more like The Oak Giant And now Rocket Raccoon builds things that go boom To help with galactic survival So they saved the day, and the mix tape they play While Groot dances during his revival, ah Oh yeah, yeah D'do d'do d'do do do do D'do d'do d'do do do do D'do d'do d'do do do d'do d'do d'do d'do Do do do do do do D'do d'do d'do do do do, come on, Rocket boy D'do d'do d'do do do do, come on, Rocket boy D'do d'do d'do do do d'do d'do d'do d'do The story of Rocket there

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Yet another themed EP, this time Insane Ian tackles the Marvel Cinematic Universe via the songs of the Beatles. Featuring two bonus tracks: a re-working of Ian's previous Marvel/Beatles mashup "Ant-Man" and his follow-up, the non-Avengers "Rocket & Groot".

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released March 3, 2017

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Insane Ian Chicago, Illinois

Insane (adj): shocking, outrageous

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