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Rocket & Groot (bonus track)

from Meet The Avengers by Insane Ian

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"Guardians of the Galaxy" is the best movie of the summer. This song gives a bit of a spoiler-ish accounting of the encounters of the two best characters in the film, set to the music that inspired the name for one of them. You get three guesses as to what song it's a parody of, and the first two don't count.
Music provided by NBW. (nuclearbubblewrap.bandcamp.com )
Mixed and Mastered by Bonecage. ( thebonecage.bandcamp.com )
Cover art by Michael Bracco ( www.spaghettikiss.com )

lyrics

Now out in the black of space there's a creature named 89P13
Also known as Rocket Raccoon
And one day he saved the galaxy with the Guardians
Let me tell you how that story begins, Rocket and his pal Groot
Said they needed some action
So one day they walked into town
Saw themselves a geek leave the local bookie

Rocket Raccoon and his best friend Groot
Were wandering through Zandar county
Rocket had come equipped with 12 guns
To capture Star-Lord as his bounty
Well Star-Lord it seems had stolen something
And it caught old Ronan's attention
So he sent Gamora and I am quite sure I'll
See cosplay of her at conventions
So the four of them fought, but they all got caught
And in prison met Drax the Destroyer
Rocket burst in and grinning a grin
Got 'em out of jail needing no lawyer
Rocket and Groot at first may seem cute
But really they're the stars of the picture, ah

D'da d'da d'da da da da
D'da d'da d'da da da da
D'da d'da d'da da d'da d'da d'da d'da
Do do do do do do

D'do d'do d'do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do d'do d'do d'do d'do
Do do do do do do

Now Groot, well you see, is kind of a tree
On whom which ol' Rocket's reliant
So brave and so bold, well, he's got a heart made of gold
Not silver, Not Iron, more like The Oak Giant

And now Rocket Raccoon builds things that go boom
To help with galactic survival
So they saved the day, and the mix tape they play
While Groot dances during his revival, ah
Oh yeah, yeah

D'do d'do d'do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do d'do d'do d'do d'do
Do do do do do do

D'do d'do d'do do do do, come on, Rocket boy
D'do d'do d'do do do do, come on, Rocket boy
D'do d'do d'do do do d'do d'do d'do d'do
The story of Rocket there

credits

from Meet The Avengers, track released August 17, 2014
"Rocket and Groot"
Parody of "Rocky Raccoon" by The Beatles (Paul McCartney, John Lennon)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Music performed by Nuclear Bubble Wrap

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