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The Farce Awakens

by Insane Ian

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Kylo 03:48
Kylo, it's me It's your uncle Luke and I think maybe you and I should meet To go over everything They say that you've been looking for me But I've been in hiding Kylo, can you hear me? I'm on Ahch-To dreaming about who you used to be When you were younger and free Before you marched with Space Hitler across the galaxy. There's such a difference between us And our trilogies Kylo fell to the dark side I must have tried a thousand times To tell him Darth Vader ain't like his daddy Solo But it doesn't matter, he's just gonna go be emo Kylo come from the dark side At least I can say that I've tried To train you in the ways of using the Force But it don't matter. You clearly mastered that course on your own Kylo, how are you? You'd think you're related to me the way you whine all the time I hope that you're well Did you ever make it off that planet that was splitting right in half? It's no secret that the both of us Have father issues So, Kylo please leave the dark side (the dark side) You know Supreme Leader Snoke lied (Old Snoke lied) When he corrupted his teachings to you But we've got cookies, and milk that is blue Kylo why'd Han Solo die? (Solo died) And then you made Chewbacca cry (Chewie cried) To kill your own father, I really get it, I do But I must say that Leia is disappointed in you, Ben Solo [4x:] (Light, Light, Light, Light, Dark, dark, dark, dark) Ben Solo
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Kylo 02:42
Kylo is villain who will use the Force for bad He has a cool light saber but throws a tantrum when he's mad Kylo (x8) Kylo is a badass, stops lasers with his mind But there's no mystery with his mask, he removes it all the time He avoids the simpler times when he was just a lad When he braided Chewbacca's hair with Han Solo, his dad Kylo (x8) Don't cry Kylo Don't cry Kylo You are not a Master Sith You can't have tears (x2) Kylo (x8)
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Kylo 01:35
I've been avoiding you Because you left And in my dreams I realized you caused A thousand deaths And now I hear you're Searching for my droid Kylo! Is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your rage I can see your fashion style You're the son I've always wanted And my arms are open wide But you turned to the dark side And stole your grandpa's mask And I want to tell you so much Hey, eff you (fade out)

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For Marscon 2016, I wanted to have a new EP, and what better for a sci-fi convention, than an EP based on the biggest Science Fiction/Fantasy movie in recent history. Specifically, about the film's enigmatic villain, Kylo Ren.

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released March 4, 2016

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Insane Ian Chicago, Illinois

Insane (adj): shocking, outrageous

"Insane Ian is a Comedy Rock God" - Dr Demento

“If you like video games and hiphop and you don't listen to Insane Ian...You're. Missing. Out.” - Mikey Mason (on The Funny Music Podcast)

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Comedy music and Nerdcore Hiphop, as heard on TheFuMP.com and the Dr Demento Show.
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