The Farce Awakens

by Insane Ian



For Marscon 2016, I wanted to have a new EP, and what better for a sci-fi convention, than an EP based on the biggest Science Fiction/Fantasy movie in recent history. Specifically, about the film's enigmatic villain, Kylo Ren.


released March 4, 2016




Insane Ian Chicago, Illinois

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Track Name: Kylo
Kylo, it's me
It's your uncle Luke and I think maybe you and I should meet
To go over everything
They say that you've been looking for me
But I've been in hiding

Kylo, can you hear me?
I'm on Ahch-To dreaming about who you used to be
When you were younger and free
Before you marched with Space Hitler across the galaxy.

There's such a difference between us
And our trilogies

Kylo fell to the dark side
I must have tried a thousand times
To tell him Darth Vader ain't like his daddy Solo
But it doesn't matter, he's just gonna go be emo
Kylo come from the dark side
At least I can say that I've tried
To train you in the ways of using the Force
But it don't matter. You clearly mastered that course on your own

Kylo, how are you?
You'd think you're related to me the way you whine all the time
I hope that you're well
Did you ever make it off that planet that was splitting right in half?

It's no secret that the both of us
Have father issues

So, Kylo please leave the dark side (the dark side)
You know Supreme Leader Snoke lied (Old Snoke lied)
When he corrupted his teachings to you
But we've got cookies, and milk that is blue
Kylo why'd Han Solo die? (Solo died)
And then you made Chewbacca cry (Chewie cried)
To kill your own father, I really get it, I do
But I must say that Leia is disappointed in you, Ben Solo

(Light, Light, Light, Light,
Dark, dark, dark, dark)
Ben Solo
Track Name: Kylo
Kylo is villain who will use the Force for bad
He has a cool light saber but throws a tantrum when he's mad

Kylo (x8)

Kylo is a badass, stops lasers with his mind
But there's no mystery with his mask, he removes it all the time
He avoids the simpler times when he was just a lad
When he braided Chewbacca's hair with Han Solo, his dad

Kylo (x8)

Don't cry Kylo
Don't cry Kylo
You are not a Master Sith
You can't have tears

Kylo (x8)
Track Name: Kylo
I've been avoiding you
Because you left
And in my dreams I realized you caused
A thousand deaths
And now I hear you're
Searching for my droid
Is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your rage
I can see your fashion style
You're the son I've always wanted
And my arms are open wide
But you turned to the dark side
And stole your grandpa's mask
And I want to tell you so much
Hey, eff you

(fade out)