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The Gigawatt
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Seeing Red
03:12
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Silent Bob
02:52
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Fast Asleep
01:33
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Hey There, Hermione
03:44
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Luna, See?
03:39
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(Verse 1)
Listen up, folks. I’ve got something to sing
About my very favorite cosmic thing
It’s called Luna, and it has no rings
And you can see it from the ground
It makes the tides come in, and it makes dogs sick
You know for it I’m a Luna-tic
It makes the grass grow green and it makes hair thick
And it’s the coolest thing around. But I hate when it goes down.
(Chorus)
See it in the sky and it makes me swoon
Catch a glimpse in the back of my spoon
When I eat dessert in the dead of June
And nighttime can’t come too soon
(Verse 2)
It orbits the Earth and it’s made of cheese
Its lunar delights are just sure to please
It can cure most any STDs
And it’s where Bigfoot comes from
It can be a verb (but it’s usually a noun)
You might see it when you drive through my town
It happens when someone’s pants are down
It’s the cause of bathroom scum. And it’ll clear up the warts on your thumb.
(Chorus)
It is the subject of this catchy tune
And it is the reason that I croon
I would buy it for me if I was a tycoon
Or visit it in a balloon
(Verse 3)
It’s perfectly round and it weighs a ton
Its closest neighbor after us is the Sun
Some planets have many, but we’ve only got one!
Have you guessed my subject yet?
There’s a man who lives there and his name is Ray
They visited him in ‘69, so they say
When it hits your eye, baby, THAT’S AMORE!
Do you see the point I’m trying to get? And if you don’t, I’ll be upset.
(Bridge)
After all these years it’s been with us (after all these years)
Hanging out there, in the sky (just chillin’ in the sky)
You can’t stare right at it in a lunar eclipse (I think that I’ve gone blind!)
But no one remembers quite why…
(Final Chrous)
I’d pull it to Earth if I had a harpoon
I’d make it teach me all about the baboon
I’d take it with me when I go to Cancun
And it’ll lead my lunar army platoon
You can’t see it in the afternoon!
It’s the cause of every single monsoon!
There’s songs about it playing on my Zune!
Can’t you tell that I love the moon?!
YEAH!! COME ON! Can’t you SEE?! THIS SONG IS ABOUT THE MOON!
HAVE YOU FIGURED THAT OUT YET, PEOPLE?!? COME ON!!
I LOVE THE MOON!! (Maniacal laughter)
I LOVE THE MOON!
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Christina Ricci
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Death Star
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WOW Christmas!
02:00
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Guitar Hero
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There’s Something About A Zombie
By Ian Bonds
Chris Ballew: Remember the time when the meteorites fell
And the dead did rise from the grave?
Insane Ian: There were people dying…and getting up again
CB & II: And it seemed that no one could be saved
Odd Austin: Then science came to answer nature’s call
And keep the zombie threat at bay
ShoEbox: Now they’re valued members of society
OA & ShoEboX: And we reach our voices up to say
ShoEboX: There’s something about a zombie
From the way they thirst for brains
To the ones who still have names
Odd Austin: There’s something about a zombie
That makes me think maybe the afterlife
OD & ShoEboX: ain’t so bad
Rob Balder: Now we spend time with our families
RB & Carrie Dalhby: Even though some of them may be dead
Rob Balder: You can see your grandma any time you please
Just make sure that first she’s been well fed
RB & CD: And now it seems the job market’s just fine
We’ll give them all something to do
TV's Kyle: Now they’re baggage handlers, or maybe traffic cops
Or the guys who clean up at the zoo
RB, CD and TVK: There’s something about a zombie
From the ones who still look fresh
To the ones with rotting flesh
There’s something about a zombie
TV's Kyle: That makes me think the afterlife ain’t so bad
Luke Ski: There may be times when we need to watch our backs
LS & II: Because some zombies might get loose
Luke SKi: Just don’t let them bite you
Insane Ian: or drink after them
LS & II: ‘Cause that’s the way the infection is produced
DJ Partcile: There was a time when the zombies were a threat
But now we see they’re just like you and me
Jake Waters: Sure they smell a little
TV's Kyle: and they rot a lot
DJP, JW & TVK: And they’d just as soon as bite your hand off clean
Jake Waters: There’s something about a zombie
From the way they shuffle on
Even though that one leg’s gone
DJP, JW & TVK: There’s something about a zombie
That makes me think the afterlife aint so bad
Possible Oscar & Carrie Dalhby: Sure some are kind of gross, but some celebrities are making a comeback, in Hollywood
Some still lean on a post, but James Dean and Monroe never looked so good
All, plus Chris Mezzolesta: There’s something about a zombie
From the ones who still look fresh
To the ones with rotting flesh
There’s something about a zombie
That makes me think the afterlife ain’t so bad
There’s something about a zombie
From the way they shuffle on
Even though that one leg’s gone
There’s something about a zombie
That makes me think the afterlife aint so bad
There’s something about a zombie
From the way they thirst for brains
To the ones who still have names
There’s something about a zombie
That makes me think the afterlife ain’t so bad
[c] 2009 Ian Bonds/Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings. All Rights Reserved
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