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n3rds0ngs

by Insane Ian

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The Gigawatt 02:35
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Seeing Red 03:12
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Silent Bob 02:52
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Fast Asleep 01:33
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Luna, See? 03:39
(Verse 1) Listen up, folks. I’ve got something to sing About my very favorite cosmic thing It’s called Luna, and it has no rings And you can see it from the ground It makes the tides come in, and it makes dogs sick You know for it I’m a Luna-tic It makes the grass grow green and it makes hair thick And it’s the coolest thing around. But I hate when it goes down. (Chorus) See it in the sky and it makes me swoon Catch a glimpse in the back of my spoon When I eat dessert in the dead of June And nighttime can’t come too soon (Verse 2) It orbits the Earth and it’s made of cheese Its lunar delights are just sure to please It can cure most any STDs And it’s where Bigfoot comes from It can be a verb (but it’s usually a noun) You might see it when you drive through my town It happens when someone’s pants are down It’s the cause of bathroom scum. And it’ll clear up the warts on your thumb. (Chorus) It is the subject of this catchy tune And it is the reason that I croon I would buy it for me if I was a tycoon Or visit it in a balloon (Verse 3) It’s perfectly round and it weighs a ton Its closest neighbor after us is the Sun Some planets have many, but we’ve only got one! Have you guessed my subject yet? There’s a man who lives there and his name is Ray They visited him in ‘69, so they say When it hits your eye, baby, THAT’S AMORE! Do you see the point I’m trying to get? And if you don’t, I’ll be upset. (Bridge) After all these years it’s been with us (after all these years) Hanging out there, in the sky (just chillin’ in the sky) You can’t stare right at it in a lunar eclipse (I think that I’ve gone blind!) But no one remembers quite why… (Final Chrous) I’d pull it to Earth if I had a harpoon I’d make it teach me all about the baboon I’d take it with me when I go to Cancun And it’ll lead my lunar army platoon You can’t see it in the afternoon! It’s the cause of every single monsoon! There’s songs about it playing on my Zune! Can’t you tell that I love the moon?! YEAH!! COME ON! Can’t you SEE?! THIS SONG IS ABOUT THE MOON! HAVE YOU FIGURED THAT OUT YET, PEOPLE?!? COME ON!! I LOVE THE MOON!! (Maniacal laughter) I LOVE THE MOON!
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Death Star 04:05
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Guitar Hero 04:07
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There’s Something About A Zombie By Ian Bonds Chris Ballew: Remember the time when the meteorites fell And the dead did rise from the grave? Insane Ian: There were people dying…and getting up again CB & II: And it seemed that no one could be saved Odd Austin: Then science came to answer nature’s call And keep the zombie threat at bay ShoEbox: Now they’re valued members of society OA & ShoEboX: And we reach our voices up to say ShoEboX: There’s something about a zombie From the way they thirst for brains To the ones who still have names Odd Austin: There’s something about a zombie That makes me think maybe the afterlife OD & ShoEboX: ain’t so bad Rob Balder: Now we spend time with our families RB & Carrie Dalhby: Even though some of them may be dead Rob Balder: You can see your grandma any time you please Just make sure that first she’s been well fed RB & CD: And now it seems the job market’s just fine We’ll give them all something to do TV's Kyle: Now they’re baggage handlers, or maybe traffic cops Or the guys who clean up at the zoo RB, CD and TVK: There’s something about a zombie From the ones who still look fresh To the ones with rotting flesh There’s something about a zombie TV's Kyle: That makes me think the afterlife ain’t so bad Luke Ski: There may be times when we need to watch our backs LS & II: Because some zombies might get loose Luke SKi: Just don’t let them bite you Insane Ian: or drink after them LS & II: ‘Cause that’s the way the infection is produced DJ Partcile: There was a time when the zombies were a threat But now we see they’re just like you and me Jake Waters: Sure they smell a little TV's Kyle: and they rot a lot DJP, JW & TVK: And they’d just as soon as bite your hand off clean Jake Waters: There’s something about a zombie From the way they shuffle on Even though that one leg’s gone DJP, JW & TVK: There’s something about a zombie That makes me think the afterlife aint so bad Possible Oscar & Carrie Dalhby: Sure some are kind of gross, but some celebrities are making a comeback, in Hollywood Some still lean on a post, but James Dean and Monroe never looked so good All, plus Chris Mezzolesta: There’s something about a zombie From the ones who still look fresh To the ones with rotting flesh There’s something about a zombie That makes me think the afterlife ain’t so bad There’s something about a zombie From the way they shuffle on Even though that one leg’s gone There’s something about a zombie That makes me think the afterlife aint so bad There’s something about a zombie From the way they thirst for brains To the ones who still have names There’s something about a zombie That makes me think the afterlife ain’t so bad [c] 2009 Ian Bonds/Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings. All Rights Reserved

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Insane Ian's first full-length album

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released March 6, 2009

Album produced by Benjamin Stahl and Insane Ian (except "Silent Bob" and "Luna, See?" produced by Mike Stetz, Benjamin Stahl and Insane Ian, and "Hey There, Hermione" and "Guitar Hero" produced by Mike Stetz and Insane Ian)

Recorded at the Magick Shoppe, Owings Mills MD and InsightFool Studios, Glen Arm, MD

Cover illustration by Kyle A. Carrozza

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Insane Ian Chicago, Illinois

Insane (adj): shocking, outrageous

"Insane Ian is a Comedy Rock God" - Dr Demento

“If you like video games and hiphop and you don't listen to Insane Ian...You're. Missing. Out.” - Mikey Mason (on The Funny Music Podcast)

"...the guy who's an even-geekier heir to the Weird Al throne..." - Jay Hathaway (URLesque)

Comedy music and Nerdcore Hiphop, as heard on TheFuMP.com and the Dr Demento Show.
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