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We Didn't Name The Flier - A Game Grumps​/​Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Parody

by Insane Ian & ThatLuckyPanda

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During their playthrough of "Tears of the Kingdom" on Game Grumps, Dan would come up with different names for Tulin, the Sage of Wind.

96 different names, to be exact. We know because Oh Deer Lord in the GG Discord kept track of them all. And then DireTaco suggested a parody of "We Didn't Start The Fire" with all of them.

Lukas [ThatLuckyPanda] and I stepped up to make this a reality.

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Tulin, Turin, Birdlock Homes, Bird Friend, Big Bird,
Melba Toast, Tangled, Gusty Boy Birdman
Tulips, Todd, Turok, Tuscany, Tucson,
Captain Flappy, That Chicken, Dustin Hoffman

Colonel Guster/General, Thoron, Tegan, Tylenol,
Bad Boy, Bird Boy, Green Bird Friend
Glugenbergen, Tapestry, Telethon, Tragedy,
Tinky Winky, Twisted Tea, Glue, Ghost Bird Friend

Chorus:
We Didn’t Name The Flier
It was always Tulin, but it’s never Tulin
We Didn’t Name The Flier
We just made these up, ‘cause he just shows up

Bird Spirit, Theodore, Tree Beard, Treelore,
This Fucker, Toupee, Tracheotomy
Your Buddy, Turpentine, Tobias, Toomie, Turbine,
Trixie, Tesson, Tackleberry

Tusken Raider, Thomas, Tangy, Two Lips,
Talcum Powder, Tristan, Tinkles, Toodles, Tursten
WOW Bird, That Bird, Ter-will-i-ger
Truth Fin, Small Chicken, Triceratops, Tim

Chorus

Tungsten, Blumpkin, Justin, Jizzum, Bustin
Dustin, Tustin, Tublin, Dublin, Tukin
Tukie, Tunky, Trunky, Chunky
Tertiary, Tammy, Tulsa, Tatum, Tinkle Berry

Oh-oh-oh, Tibbles, Tinder, Tea Tree Oil, Tustin Rainforest
Spirit of Bird Person, Tinkle Bottom
Tonguey, Timmy, Tumnus, Teach, Tina, Toucan
Tyrannosaurus, Trogdor, I can’t take it anymore!

Final Chorus:
We Didn’t Name The Flier
It Was Always Tulin, but it’s never Tulin
We Didn’t Name The Flier
But when we get bored, we’ll just name some more, and more, and more, and more…

We Didn’t Name the Flier
It was always Tulin, but it’s never Tulin

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released January 10, 2024
"We Didn’t Name The Flier"
A Game Grumps/Tears of the Kingdom Parody by Insane Ian and ThatLuckyPanda
Parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel
Lyrics arranged by Insane Ian
Music by ThatLuckyPanda
Tulin names by Dan Avidan and Arin Hansen
Tulin name research by Oh Deer Lord
Parody suggested by DireTaco
Cover Art by Kyle A. Carrozza

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