Katy Parody

by Insane Ian

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Luke Dogg: Greetings Hot Girls, Dress like You're Nerdy. 1) I know a place Where a lot of things are nerdy Chicks in outfits That get me thinking thoughts so dirty Dressin' in corsets (Luke Dogg: Don't forget bustierres) They stayed up all night sewing costumes (SCHOOL NIGHT) (Luke Dogg: You got that Hot Glue Gun, Girl!) We Gawk as they Walk Jaws drop as they enter the ballroom (Quagmire: ALL RIGHT!) Their attention to detail They worked all week to impress other geeks Costumed heroes in chain mail I think I'm falling in love, Oh, oh oh, Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh! Chorus 1 Science Fiction Gurls, they are so popular Slave Leia, bikini in gold Dark Green Skin on all of the Orion Gurls! Oh, oh-oh, Oh, oh-oh-Orion! (Luke Dogg: 7 of 9? Pff...'nuff said!) Fantasy FanGurls, (Luke Dogg: Fangurls)they are so literal Pointy eared elves will raise my point Hermione's so hot, but not yet legal Oh, oh-no, No, oh-oh-oh-no! (Luke Dogg: I like that Steam Punk with Junk in the Trunk, girl!) 2) Pose for photos With Stormtroopers in Stilettos (Luke Dogg: Yeah) They freak out the geeks (Luke Dogg: You know it, baby!) Dressed as some obscure heroes (or villians) You could travel the world From Comic-Con to Con, they got it going on They are just every day girls Who love what I love! Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! Chorus 2 Superhero Gurls, they are spectacular Super short skirt on Supergirl Makes me wanna watch as she flys away Up up up and away! Up up up and away! (Luke Dogg: Dressed like Sue Storm, You're looking Fantatsic! ...Wait, where'd you go?) Video Game Girls, they are so digital Lara Croft's Tomb is over-Raided (Luke Dogg: Yeah!) Chun Li's thunder thighs will win the Street Fight Hi, hi-ya, ya, Hi, hi-ya, hi-ya! [Luke's Rap Verse] Dragon*Con or San Diego, I'll go wherever they go. PAX East, West coast. These are the girls I love the most. Elastigirl makes my Pix-heart twirl. Save the cheerleader, save the world. (Roger Rabbit: Pblblbleeease!) that Jessica dame. Starbuck's the same, hot as the coffee with her name. There's Evie with Kaylee, and from BSG, 6 is a 10 to me. Dr. Girlfriend with her deep sexy voice shows Kim Possible how to get boys. Wonder Woman, tie me up! Costume contest, line 'em up! Cheetara, Inara, Zatanna, With Uhura, led by Queen Amidala, Leela, and Xena, (Xena yell: Haililililili!) Got the power like She-Ra. (Chris Waffle: Uh huh!) Judge Chris Waffle tells every cutie, Chris Waffle: C'mon fangirls, shake that booty! Chorus 3 CosPlaying Fangurls, they are incredible From comic books to anime Spandex is a privilege, it is not a right Oh, oh-oh, Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh CosPlaying FanGurls, they are so popular Guys fight for a picture with them Fin'ly found some girls that will talk to us! Oh, oh-oh, Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Science Fiction...and Fantasy Gurls (Luke Dogg: You know I wish they could all be CosPlaying FanGurls...) Science Fiction...Double Feature Show. (Luke Dogg: Rose Tyler, Martha Jones, Donna Noble, Amy Pond...You can all be MY companions) (c) 2010 Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings/Insane Ian. All Rights Reserved
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Do you ever feel the need to play a game But you're not at home, only have your phone? Do you ever wish, wish to knock things down Like a house of cards, make some piggies frown Do you wish revenge for the eggs they stole? Sending wing'ed doom towards the piggies flimsy homes? Do you know that there's a game just for you 'Cause there's an app for you? You just gotta give it all you got and take your shot The birds take flight like the 4th of July And now you're playin' Angry Birds You'll beat up those piggie herds The bacon starts to fly, iy, iy As they shoot across the sky, iy, iy Baby, they are Angry Birds Come on beat up pig neighbors Make 'em go, oink, oink, oink You're gonna leave 'em falling, boink, boink, boink You don't have to feel like you're wasting time There's a free version, won't cost you a dime If you beat the game, there's no reason You can't go and play ”Rio” or ”Seasons” There's so many ways this game can be played Need a challenge, try the Angry Birds in Outer Space All three stars are yours, beat you last hi-score Now they're in Star Wars You just gotta tap on the screen To make pigs scream The game's so sick Accurate physics 'Cause these are some Angry Birds They are really short on words Make the Birdies fly-iy-iy As they shoot across the sky-iy-iy Can't you let the Birdies vent? They need some anger management When they're dropping eggs, eggs, eggs Onto pigs without legs, legs, legs Boom, boom, boom Legless pigs will meet thieir doom, doom, doom Tap the screen and one goes zoom, zoom, zoom All we'll need is a cartoon-oon-oon. 'Cause Birdies are so Angry Come on, what makes them happy Sending birds across the sky-iy-iy To make all the piggies die-ie-ie Everyone is playing Angry Birds The money they make is absurd The ideas running dry-iy-iy But til then we always buy-iy-iy Boom, boom, boom Legless pigs will meet their doom, doom, doom Zoom, zoom, zoom Another game comes out at noon, noon, noon
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Kids back in the eighties stayed home all day We'd Breakout the Atari, for hours we played And every week on Friday We'd all hit the arcade Tried to cross the street in Frogger Got hit by a car Missed the vine in Pitfall And Harry fell far Ghost got me in Pac Man That will leave a scar With another life Would have cleared the board Eaten all the ghosts and All the fruits that I ignored With another life Space I would invade And I wish I could pay Quarters and live at the arcade (With the) The games I used to play I was Mario you were my Donkey Kong When you hit me with a barrel, it felt so wrong Got pumped to play Dig Dug You blew my pooka up (Whoa) Maybe I should play some new RPGs Since I like golf, try Golden Tee But newer games don't have a Leg up on Centipede But with another life I'd get that high score Defend Earth from Asteroids And I would save the world With another life Tempest turns to rage Now you'll feel my Rampage Cause there is nothing out today (Like the) The games I used to play The ga-a-a-a-a-mes The ga-a-a-a-a-mes The ga-a-a-a-a-mes The games I used to play Modern games are not like that, just isn't so (Nooooo) Cause when you die you just hit reload (reload) Or go online and find the right cheat code (code) Now you're invincible With another life In a cartoon world Take out Singe the Dragon and At last I'd get the girl With another life At Missile Command With joystick in my hand I'll save the planet if I can In the games I used to play The ga-a-a-a-a-mes The ga-a-a-a-a-mes The ga-a-a-a-a-mes With another life At ten thousand points I'd get an extra man You know they never disappoint The games I used to play
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Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed (Assassin's Creed) Abstergo Industries They went and kidnapped me Revealed my ancestry (Assassin's Creed) Turns out I never knew myself (Assassin's Creed) My story will begin With a piece of Eden Now I'm an assassin (Assassin's Creed) And I will take you out with stealth [Pre-Chorus] They stuck me in The Animus Those Templar Knights You can not trust Relive the lives Of ancestors Use hidden blades on jugulars [Chorus] Falling into hay Conveniently placed I'm stabbing lots of guys No I don't need a disguise (Assassin's Creed) Ancestral memories Give me abilities So I can stab and flee (Assassin's Creed) Climbing wall's no easy tricks, no (Assassin's Creed) Start in the Third Crusade Then to Italy but here in modern day (The Animus) I feel like I'm inside "Matrix" [Pre-Chorus] And if I knew then What I know now To be captured I'd not allow I stab them all Then "Leap of Faith" 'Then I'd wake up in In some hay [Chorus] Leaping from rooftops (it was out of the blue) It's a real long drop I'm killing Templar Knights (yeah, secret society) Glad I'm not afraid of heights (Assassin's Creed) Mayan mystery A Conspiracy (Assassin's Creed) How'd I get into this? (Assassin's Creed) Stop the World's End Apple of Eden (Assassin's Creed) Blades hidden in my wrist... Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed [Chorus] Yeah, I'm stabbing all your goons (stab 'em right in the face) Sending you to meet your doom Vanish when a smoke bomb's tossed (yeah, I'm running away) Got more plot twists here than "Lost" Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed

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An EP featuring parodies of pop superstar Katy Perry.

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released November 6, 2012

Track 1 also featured on the CD/DVD Collection "Grand Theft Audio" and is a parody of "California Gurls"

Track 2 is an extended version of a song from "The Super Epic Video Game Medley II: Championship Edition" from "Grand Theft Audio" and is a parody of "Firework"

Track 3 is written by Jeff Reuben. Jeff asked II to cover one of his songs. It is a parody of "The One That Got Away"

Track 4 was suggested by the Stacey as a parody of "Wide Awake".

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Insane Ian Chicago, Illinois

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