Batman: Arkham Origins

by Insane Ian

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I'm the bat, I am back, in the city of Gotham There's a ton of crimes tonite, and you need me solve 'em There's a guy, Black Mask, and somebody tried to off him Gotta use my skills to see who wants him in a coffin It's late at night and it's Christmas eve Does that mean everybody in the city had to leave? There is no one around, just these thugs and cops I guess not even crime takes the holiday off There's this new guy, the Joker, and he's hired assassins To try to take me out, but I'm not exactly passive I'll punch and I'll punch and I'll punch them some more these thugs then will dump their whole lunch on the floor They've started a war, it's thugs against thugs Least I think that it is, can't tell through the bugs I know this game came out before the month of November Well here's your damn review, better late than never Chorus (X2): Oh, hey, look, prequel time again It's not exactly "Batman Begins" Joker, Black Mask, and the Penguin "Batman: Arkham Origins" If you've played "Arkham City", well this game looks the same They used the same assets, so that's kind of lame But the story may leave some fans feeling bored And they say multiplayer is better ignored But they added fast travel, so that's kind of pretty So you watch the Batwing as the game loads the city It's a pity this wasn't download content 'Cause I could've used the money to pay for my rent There's upcoming DLC that will feature Mr. Freeze But I'm still trying to get all the Riddler trophies And speaking of freezing, that happens all the time You'd think they'd have fixed it with a patch online But the gamers still buy it, won't put up a fight Sold us this game three times, man that doesn't seem right This won't happen again, swear that I've seen the light Now excuse me while I pre-order "Batman: Arkham Knight" Chorus X4
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Oh, look! A Reviewsical! Yes, this is for the game, Batman: Arkham Origins, available on Playstation 3, WiiU, and Xbox 360.

Why now? Yes, I know the game came out back at the end of October, but the new downloadable content is due next month (April 2014), and Game Informer just announced the sequel so...yeah, this is finally a thing.

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released March 25, 2014

Music by Ben Stahl
Lyrics by Ian Bonds
Mixed and Mastered by Kyle A Carrozza

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