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[Spoken] Rise and shine, beautiful. I’ve got a big day planned...
Good morning gorgeous
Hope you enjoyed the coitus
That we shared in my bed, (Yeah!) All. Last. Night.
(You know it was awesome)
Get up and get dressed (because you’re so very naked)
So we can have some breakfast, ‘cause
Now it is time for you and me to go compete
And then we’ll eat all we can eat
I bet I can eat more waffles than you!
So that’s what I’m gonna do!
Waffles are the most perfect food!
And I’ve got a lot to prove!
This interlude
Seems to have you confused, baby
It’s real simple. Y’see WAFFLES RULE
(They’re better than pancakes)
Each little gap (they kinda look like my abs)
Is a butter and syrup trap, so
Clear your schedule and hide that hickey
Cause it’s time for you and me to get sticky
I bet I can eat more waffles than you!
So let the contest begin!
Waffles are my favorite food!
And there’s no way you’ll win!
Won't listen to pancake chatter
They're like waffles but they're flatter
And they both use the same batter
But to me that doesn't matter
Waffle carbs give staying power
Unlike last night I’ll last for hours
Eggs, and milk, sugar, flour
Builds a tasty Eiffel Tower
Add the syrup, melt the butter
Sticky-ness makes my heart flutter
Get your mind out of the gutter
[Spoken] Oh wait, you’ve started? Gotta catch up!
One waffle down!
Two waffles down!
Three...oh god, why’d they have to be Belgian?!
I bet I can (gah) waffles than you!
Just give me another shot!
I can’t believe I’ve only had two!
This is tougher than I thought!
[Spoken] OH GOD!
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Ninja Brian
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Lying in my bed, I hear the floor creak, I think he’s here
Hiding in the shadows
Confusion as he appears
Standing so still
Almost a statue
Arms full of swords and stuff
A Ninja
Sometimes I picture him
He’s about to stab me in my head
“Brian” I say “what’s the deal?” His knife hits
The wall instead.
Then I start running
He’s right behind
He explodes me with his mind
If you're lost you can look and you will find him
Ninja Brian
If you fall, he will catch you, he'll be waiting
Ninja Brian
If you say that he’s fat, well, he will find you
Ninja Brian
If you want him to stab you, he will be waiting
Ninja Brian
[Spoken] That’s right, I said he exploded me...with his mind. Brian’s powers are only limited by what we can simulate aurally. If we have an explosion sound effect, that’s clearly what happened.
After I contemplate what Brian’s like if
He were gay
Watching through windows
You're wondering if I'm okay
Secrets stolen, I have to laugh (haha, haha)
He cleaves me clean in half
If you're looking for someone to stab some guys
Ninja Brian
If you fall and tumble like a mannequin
Ninja Brian
[Spoken] He’s the only ninja I’ve ever seen stab a guy with a different guy. I’m not even sure how that’s physically possible.
When I start running, he’s right behind
He stabs me a thousand times
If you're playing soccer with live hand grenades
Ninja Brian
If you run, he will stab you, repeatedly
Ninja Brian
If you're listing ninjas who have STDs
Ninja Brian
If you fall, he will catch you, he will be waiting
Ninja Brian
Ninja Brian
Ninja Brian
Ninja Brian
[whispering] Ninja Brian
Ninja Brian
Ninja Brian
Ninja Bri...an
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Insane Ian Chicago, Illinois
Insane (adj): shocking, outrageous
"Insane Ian is a Comedy Rock God" - Dr
Demento
“If you like video games and hiphop and you don't listen to Insane Ian...You're. Missing. Out.” - Mikey Mason (on The Funny Music Podcast)
"...the guy who's an even-geekier heir to the Weird Al throne..." - Jay Hathaway (URLesque)
Comedy music and Nerdcore Hiphop, as heard on TheFuMP.com and the Dr Demento Show.
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Scooter Picnic is TV's Kyle & Insane Ian doing a nerdcore thing. Featuring the 14 1/2 tracks they did during 2012's February Album Writing Month (FAWM) plus more! 26 tracks total!
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TV's Kyle is an animator and comedy musician, as well as a good friend and frequent collaborator of Insane Ian. BUY HIS FUNNY STUFF!
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Twenty-Six and a Half
by Various Artists
"Twenty Six and a Half: A Tribute to 'Weird Al' Yankovic", features 20 tracks from artists such as MC Frontalot, Shael Riley, the great Luke Ski, MC Lars, Marc with a C, Devo Spice and Insane Ian!
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Herp Derp Ya Don't Sterp
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supported by 8 fans who also own “The Sex Training EP”
This describes the American dream pretty well!
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4th Grade Talent Show
by the great Luke Ski
supported by 8 fans who also own “The Sex Training EP”
Technically my favorite track is "You Don't Know Jack (Plan B)", because it's just a great reimagining (Some Jerk with a Camera is now officially a reimagineer). But a lot of the album is good, and the "Luke Ski Phase 2" stuff is also good, but different.
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Speakeasy - Live 2016
by John Robins
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans.
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