Angry Birds

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An extended version of a song from "The Super Epic Video Game Medley II: Championship Edition" from "Grand Theft Audio" and is a parody of "Firework".

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Do you ever feel the need to play a game
But you're not at home, only have your phone?
Do you ever wish, wish to knock things down
Like a house of cards, make some piggies frown

Do you wish revenge for the eggs they stole?
Sending wing'ed doom towards the piggies flimsy homes?
Do you know that there's a game just for you
'Cause there's an app for you?

You just gotta give it all you got
and take your shot
The birds take flight
like the 4th of July

And now you're playin' Angry Birds
You'll beat up those piggie herds
The bacon starts to fly, iy, iy
As they shoot across the sky, iy, iy

Baby, they are Angry Birds
Come on beat up pig neighbors
Make 'em go, oink, oink, oink
You're gonna leave 'em falling, boink, boink, boink

You don't have to feel like you're wasting time
There's a free version, won't cost you a dime
If you beat the game, there's no reason
You can't go and play ”Rio” or ”Seasons”

There's so many ways this game can be played
Need a challenge, try the Angry Birds in Outer Space
All three stars are yours, beat you last hi-score
Now they're in Star Wars

You just gotta tap on the screen
To make pigs scream
The game's so sick
Accurate physics

'Cause these are some Angry Birds
They are really short on words
Make the Birdies fly-iy-iy
As they shoot across the sky-iy-iy

Can't you let the Birdies vent?
They need some anger management
When they're dropping eggs, eggs, eggs
Onto pigs without legs, legs, legs

Boom, boom, boom
Legless pigs will meet thieir doom, doom, doom
Tap the screen and one goes zoom, zoom, zoom
All we'll need is a cartoon-oon-oon.

'Cause Birdies are so Angry
Come on, what makes them happy
Sending birds across the sky-iy-iy
To make all the piggies die-ie-ie

Everyone is playing Angry Birds
The money they make is absurd
The ideas running dry-iy-iy
But til then we always buy-iy-iy

Boom, boom, boom
Legless pigs will meet their doom, doom, doom
Zoom, zoom, zoom
Another game comes out at noon, noon, noon

credits

from Katy Parody, released November 6, 2012
Parody of "Firework" by Katy Perry (Mikkel S. Eriksen, Tor Erik Hermansen, Sandy Wilhelm, Ester Dean)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Music and backing vocals performed by Ben Stahl

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