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Insane Ian and Twill Distilled - Unhealthy

from Smarm​-​Proof Lobster Cabinet by Insane Ian

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about

As a delivery person, I listen to the radio in my car A LOT. And one song I hear over and over is "Unholy" by Sam Smith and Kim Petras. You've probably heard it yourself (or at least heard all the hubbub about it from the Grammy's recently).

Also as a delivery person, I notice that many folks' eating habits are TERRIBLE. So, I decided to combine these into one song, and I got dirty pop songstress Twill Distilled to join me.

Finally there will be a parody of this song on TikTok that isn't a blatant Christian flip on the phrase "holy".

lyrics

[Insane Ian]
A hungry, hungry boy
His wife wants him to watch what he eats
She'd kick him out if he ever dared to cheat
Upon his (ding) diet eatin’ sweets
Messy, messy boy
Likes KFC, and sometimes Dairy Queen
I hear them whisp’rin’ 'bout the restaurants that he’s been
And how he don't know how to keep his fingers clean

Mummy don't know daddy's getting slop
At the candy shop, eating something unhealthy
Sneaks out for a Big Mac attack, and he’s hiding snacks
And he thinks he’s bein’ stealthy
Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, he gotta big bag of
Or-ee-oh-ee-ohs, that he just hid and
Mummy don't know that his diet’s shot
Hope he don’t get caught, eating something unhealthy

[Twill]
Mmm, daddy, daddy, if you want it, use the app-y (yuh)
Get you nugs, get you fries, my Burger King crown daddy
You gon' need to order up, 'cause even in a blizzard (woo)
You won’t have to pick it up, you can have it all delivered
And you, you’ll get some Panda, get a dozen Dunkin’ Donuts (ah)
You’re in the drive thru 'cause you always get McDonald’s
And when you want it, baby, you know we got you covered
DoorDash can be discreet, won’t even ring the buzzer

[Insane Ian]
Mummy don't know daddy's getting treats
Brought by UberEats, sneakin' somethin' unhealthy
His bank account covers all the fees, of deliveries
Yeah, he’s gotta be wealthy
[Both]
Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, he bought his last snack of
Or-ee-oh-ee-ohs, with his last paycheck
Mummy don't know daddy's going broke
On pizza and Coke, hidin' both is unhealthy

credits

from Smarm​-​Proof Lobster Cabinet, released March 10, 2023
Unhealthy
Parody of “Unholy” by Sam Smith and Kim Petras (Ilya Salmanzadeh / Jimmy Napes / Henry Russell Walter / Samuel Frederick Smith / Kim Petras / Omer Fedi / Blake Slatkin)
New lyrics by Insane Ian
Vocals by Insane Ian and Twill Distilled
Burps by Insane Ian
Mixing, mastering, backing vocals, and music performed by Ben Stahl

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