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A Kickstarter reward song from the original "REVIEWSICALS" Kickstarter back in 2013. Ten years later, I finally finished the songs. Yeesh.

Vlad (aka Wynona Stacy Lockwood) asked me to write a song about her as a parody of "She's My Girl" by Tom Lehrer, and even gave me some lyrical suggestions. I wrote this one about two years prior to this album, but for whatever reason, never got around to recording it and releasing it until now. My procrastination knows no bounds, apparently.

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Seahorses swim, and fairies gotta fly,
I gotta write this song before I die.
As Stacy, or Phyllis Stein
She’s never a punchline,
But to us, well,
She's our Vlad.

For Vlad, nothing’s bad, just lost in transition, er, translation
She’s a human timelord with just one regeneration.
Some find her quite risque
As Sweet Cherry Jubilee Flambe,
But she's our Vlad, she's our Vlad, she's our Vlad,
And we love her.

It’s Vlad the people cheer for,
Vlad there is no peer for,
It’s Vlad you wear headgear for,
Vlad the queens are queer for,
It’s Vlad I started beer for
And Vlad this song premieres for thee.

So though for breakfast she makes coffee then adds some champagne,
To sing a song about her, some find it quite arcane
She might be a hypocrite,
Then again I’m full of...shaving cream,
But, oh well, what the hell,
She's our Vlad,
And we love her.

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from Smarm​-​Proof Lobster Cabinet, released March 10, 2023
She’s Our Vlad
(parody of “She’s My Girl” by Tom Lehrer)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Music performed by Heidi Joosten
A Kickstarter backer song as requested by Wynona Stacy Lockwood aka Vladinatrix aka Sweet Cherry Jubilie Flambe

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