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My Name Is Neville

from weezard by Insane Ian

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Parody of "My name is Jonas" by Weezer
About the character Neville Longbottom

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My name is Neville
I'm not the chosen one
I always look disheveled
While Harry's having fun
Cast a spell on me
While I'm drinking tea
It will make me freeze
Just like a statue
I'm in Gryffindor
I've fought Voldemort
Reformed Dumbledore's
Army at Hogwarts

I helped all the students I could
While Harry just played in the woods
I led the army while he was away
They tortured me every day!

My name's Longbottom
I've felt cursed since I was born
But I don't let it bother me
Patronus is a unicorn (Unicorn)
Always get picked on
Still, it makes me strong
Learn herbology
And you know what else?
Guess what I received
From the sorting hat
Sword of Griffindor
To slay Nagini

The snake was the final Horcrux
The Dark Lord has run out luck
Harry was able to fight
Even though he had just died!

The Dark Lord is going to moan
Needs Resurrection Stone
The Death Eaters are so boned
The Malfoys are going home!
Yeah!

My name is Neville

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from weezard, released November 11, 2011
Parody of "My Name is Jonas" by Weezer (Rivers Cuomo)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Music and backing vocals performed by Ben Stahl

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Insane (adj): shocking, outrageous

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