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Mark Burger: Cat Photographer

from Smarm​-​Proof Lobster Cabinet by Insane Ian

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A Kickstarter reward song from the original "REVIEWSICALS" Kickstarter back in 2013. Ten years later, I finally finished the songs. Yeesh.

Another requested song, this one about a friend from college who was kind enough to back the Kickstarter. You can see his cat photography (and other photos of his) on his Instagram at www.instagram.com/space_laser_party

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There is this guy I met one day back in college
We were both involved in plays, at least to my knowledge
He’s a programmer by trade, he is such a smarty
Sentai and kaiju for days, we call that a party

But when not watching Ultraman
You’ll find him posting on the ‘gram!

Chorus (x2):
Mark Burger - Cat Photographer
Mark Burger - Cat Photographer
Mark Burger - Cat Photographer
He takes photos of his cats

Mark’s a real nice guy, it’s true, sometimes fosters cats
And I think he owns a Moog (might’ve mispronounced that)
So I’ve written him this tune, ‘cause he is the bomb
It took me just one afternoon, and he knows my mom

Chorus (x2)

Spoken: I came up with this title years ago, but now that I’ve finally written it, he only has, like, two sets of cat photos on his Instagram and now the whole concept is shot. Dang it.

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from Smarm​-​Proof Lobster Cabinet, released March 10, 2023
Music and lyrics by Insane Ian (with loops from Magix Music Maker)
Mixing and mastering by Ben Stahl
A Kickstarter backer song as requested by Mark Burger

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