Reviewsical for the New COD game! Parody of "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
lyrics
I shot some guy, what a dope,
As I repelled from a rope,
I looked through my sniper scope,
And now you're in my sights
Threw a grenade over head,
And then I hid in the shed
Airstrike made most of them dead,
But now you're in my sights
Your stare was holdin',
One clip, no reloadin'
'Nade toss, you're explodin'
Where do you think you're spawning, buddy?
Hey, I just shot you,
And this is crazy,
But this does feel like,
A Call of Duty!
It's hard to aim right
At you, truly
but I've got jet packs,
In Call of Duty!
Hey, I just shot you,
Right in the booty,
Your number's up now,
In Call of Duty!
And all the other noobs,
Play co-op Zombies,
But I'll just kill you,
In Call of Duty!
Some other shooters are slow,
This ain't like others you know
Unless you have played Halo,
Then you've played Black Ops 3
They added cool guns and tech
Check out all of my specs
But now I feel like a mech,
Guess this is Black Ops 3
I run on walls now,
Call swarms of nano bots now
Hack machines with my mind now,
Where'd this series go wrong, baby?
Hey, I just shot you,
And this is crazy,
Your number's up now,
In Call of Duty!
It's hard to pick which
powers suit me,
I'll immolate you,
In Call of Duty!
Hey, I just met you,
Chris Meloni,
But your a step down,
From Kevin Spacey!
And with the other games,
This story's stupid,
But look, there's Starbuck,
In Call of Duty!
Before you came into my life
I shot up bad guys
I shot up bad guys
I shot up bad bad guys
Before you came into my life
I shot up nazis
And you should know that
But now you're so, so bad (bad, bad)
It's hard to look right
At you baby,
Your story sucks now,
In Call of Duty!
Hey, I just played you,
And this is crazy,
But online kicks ass,
In Call of Duty!
And all the other games,
Try to please me,
But here's a thought now,
For Call of Duty!
Before you come out again
No need for future stuff
I think we've had enough
This game was kinda rough
Before you came into my life
I liked the sci-fi
And you should know that
But not Call of Duty's!
credits
from REVIEWSICALS,
track released December 15, 2015
"Call of Duty (Black Ops III)" Reviewsical
Parody of "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
Written by: Josh Ramsay, Carly Rae Jepsen, Tavish Crowe
New lyrics by: Ian Bonds
Music performed by: Ben Stahl
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