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Bidet

by Insane Ian

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As part of my ongoing project to write short, dumb songs...here's this one, mildly based on a true story.

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I don't know how to use the bidet my wife bought
And now i'm simply too scared to ask (uhh)
I'd figure it out if I gave it some thought
It just sprays water right up your ass (yeah)

But what if it's too cold?
Or I can't get the angle right?
If I may be so bold
What if maybe my booty's tight?
Feel like I'm being trolled
No I just do not get the hype

This kinda thing just ain't for me
But I gotta learn eventually

Today, I will use the bidet
I will find a way-ay-ay, to use the bidet

I'll go get Taco Bell with all the fire sauce
Then workout at the gym and do 30 squats
Eat a whole lotta cheese ‘cause my intolerance
Will force me to use this chamber pot from France

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released March 1, 2024
Words and music by Insane Ian
Mixed and mastered by Kyle Carrozza

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Insane Ian Chicago, Illinois

Insane (adj): shocking, outrageous

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Comedy music and Nerdcore Hiphop, as heard on TheFuMP.com and the Dr Demento Show.
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