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"Sonic The Hedgehog"
Parody of "Rock You Like a Hurricane" by Scorpions (Schenker, R; Meine, K; Rarebell, H)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
It's early morning
The Sun comes out
The ground starts shaking
It's pretty loud
The woodland creatures
All try to flee
but Eggman's not as
fast as me!
He grabs them all
as I grab rings
then I destroy
his evil things
I jump on the plunger
Creatures are freed
I can not stay
'Cause I'm on speed
Here I run, Sonic the Hedgehog
Watch me run, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
"Love Mr. Do!"
Parody of "Love Me Do" by the Beatles (McCartney, P; Lennon, J)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
(I) Love Mr. Do!
He's A Clown, It's True!
He Throws Balls At You!
So play-ay-ay-ay
Mr. Do!
oh oh, Mr. Do!
"Grand Theft Auto"
Parody of "Band on the Run" by Wings (Mccartney, Linda; Mccartney, Paul)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Well, my car exploded with a mighty crash
I did it just for show
and I said to her, taking another one
"I need your cash, you ho!"
Grand Theft Auto
Grand Theft Auto
And Liberty and Vice City
Are the places that we go
In our Grand Theft Auto
In our Grand Theft Auto
Grand Theft Auto
Grand Theft Auto
"Gary's Mod"
Parody of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne (Collingwood, Chris; Schlesinger, Adam)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
(based on a fan-made modification of the video game Half Life 2)
Gary's Mod has got it going on
It's all I need and I've been playing for so long
Gary can't you see
You have got the mod for me
I know that modding's wrong but
I'm in love with Gary's Mod
"Frogger Cross the Street"
Parody of "Danicng in the Street" as performed by Mick Jagger and David Bowie (Hunter, Ivy; Stevenson, William; Gaye, Marvin)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Crawling out across the swamp
And those flies are looking extra sweet
But the cars are fast and now it's time to
Help Frogger cross the streets
All we need is swampland, sweet swampland
But there's carnage everywhere
Cars are swerveing, swaying, chicken I'm playing,
Will Frogger cross the street? Oh,
It doesn't matter where you land, just give that poor frog a hand
So come on, every one, it's not hard
To be the froggy crossing guard
We'll help Frogger, Frogger Cross the Street
"Pikachu"
Parody of "Forget You" by Cee-lo Green (Cee Lo Green, Bruno Mars, Philip Lawrence, Ari Levine, Brody Brown)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Suggested by Mike Stettz
I see you fightin' 'round town with your pokemon
but it's not
Pikachu
And the name that I call
when i throw pokeballs is always
Pikachu, baby
i choose you
I said
I would choose Meowth
but he won't shut his mouth
huh, ain't that some shh
(ain't that some shh)
I've overcome this hurdle
by defeating Squirtle with
Pikachu!
"Playin' Halo"
Parody of "Ridin' Solo" by Jason Derulo (Desrouleaux, Jason Joel; Rotem, Jonathan; Thomas, Xavier)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Suggested by Mike Cisneros
I'm duel wielding with both of my guns,
They're all out for blood, gotta stop the Flood
It's Halo, I'm playin' Halo
I'm playin' Halo, I'm playin' Halo, Halo
Cortana won't stop with the grief
I'm beyond belief cause I'm Master Chief
It's Halo, I'm playin' Halo
I'm playin' Halo, I'm playin' Halo, Halo
"Young Street Fighter"
Parody of "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas (Carl Douglas and Vivian Hawke)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
It was a fighting tournament in every funky town
They were punching them up
They were knocking them down
It's a simple flick of wrist
combos too much to list
a silence filled the room
As I unleashed a Sonic Boom
But I was just a young Street Fighter
Hadoken made the screen brighter
Zangief began to perspire
Chun Li could kick much higher
"Angry Birds"
Parody of "Firework" by Katy Perry (Mikkel S. Eriksen, Tor Erik Hermansen, Sandy Wilhelm, Ester Dean)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
And now I'm playing Angry Birds
I'll beat up those piggy hurds
The bacon starts to fly-iy-iy
As they shoot across the sky-iy-iy!
"Playin' Some Mario Kart"
Parody of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler (Jim Steinman)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds and Luke Sienkowski
(Turn Around)
Grab your steering wheel and turn around and hit the gas so you won't fall off the rainbow road
(Turn Around)
Grab your steering wheel and turn around and hit the gas so you'll escape banana peels from Toad!
(Turn around, Shy Guy)
Every now and then I grab a block
(Turn around, Shy Guy)
Every now and then I get a shock!
Which will turn me small, oh my
Then get flattened by my brother
That Luigi think he is so sly
But Bob-ombs, I've got another!
I never hit the brake button, I always excell
And thanks to Wario I've really been through Shell
Oh here we go, out of sight!
The mushroom cup will start tonite
That Gold trophy is mine (alright)
Once upon a time, over barrels I jumped
But now I'm racing so press start
Nothing I can do, I'm playing some Mario Kart!
(Turn Around Shy Guy)
(Turn Around Shy Guy!)
(c) 2011 Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings/Ian Bonds. All rights reserved.
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Ultimate Epic Video Game Medley 3rd Strike
Skyrim (parody of Friday by Rebecca Black)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Suggested by Luke Sienkowski
(Yeah, Eh-eh-eh-eh-Elder Scrolls) Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah, yeah, yeah
Three a.m. and I'm still playin'
Gotta go to bed so I can go to work
Gonna call out, I don't wanna go
Keep the game on, I just wanna keep
Playin' on and on, gotta keep playin'
Gotta get over to the next town
Finally get in the town and then a guard says (guard says)
Adventure was the life for me
but took an arrow to the knee
I haven't been playing long
I'm 400 hours in...
It's Skyrim, Skyrim
I'm still playin' Skyrim
Everybody's lookin' for the Words of Power
Skyrim, Skyrim
Gotta be playin' Skyrim
Everybody's happy with their cheese wheels, cheese wheels
Fus Ro Dah, Fus Ro Dah (Yeah)
Dovakiin, Dovakiin (Yeah)
Dra-Gon-Born-SHOUT
Lookin' forward to the DLC
Octorock (parody of Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO) -
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
In the fields are octoroks. Lookin' for battle, I use Z-lock. (unh)
Nonstop when we use hookshot, movin' heavy rocks like a Goron jock (woo!)
Where's Zelda? I gots to know, Ganon grabbed her, he runs the show
Half elf, half fae, Master Sword, Link's the name, I'm the hero
Yo, I'm runnin' through these fields on Epona
I got that Song of Storms, played on my Ocarina
I met a guy, inside this cave that I've stepped in
S'dangerous to go alone, here take this weapon, hey
Octoroks are in the field outside
Link will always be the Hero of Time
Water Temple makes you lose your mind
Spin the sword til the point will shine
Octoroks don't put up any fight
Link's sword hand has been switched to right
Wii remote's not on the left hand side
We just wanna see ya...shake that
Navi will say "Hey!" "Listen!"
"Hey, Listen!" "Hey, Listen!"
Kirby (parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) -
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
He's made of fluff
and he'll steal your stuff
KIR-BY! KIR-BY! KIR-BY-Y-Y!
He's who I play-ay
In Smash Brothers Melee
KIR-BY! KIR-BY! KIR-BY-Y-Y!
Donkey Kong (parody of Bang A Gong by T-Rex)
Sort of but not really suggested by Luke
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Donkey Kong!
It is on like
Donkey Kong! X2
Eggplant Wizard (parody of Pinball Wizard by The Who)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Ever since I was a young kid,
They called me Icarus.
From Angel Land I hail
and my real name is Pit.
I fight Medusa's creatures
I shoot them with my bow.
But that scary little wizard
Turned me bright purple!
He's the Eggplant Wizard
It's such a rotten twist.
The Eggplant Wizard
Transformed Kid Icarus.
Why do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so mean?
Samus Aran (parody of I Ran by Flock of Seagulls)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Samus Aran!
She's fights off the Metroid
Samus Aran!
Her blasts you can't avoid
My missile's been deployed.
Jet Grind Radio (parody of StereoHearts by Gym Class Heroes feat. Adam Levine)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
I'm on your stereo
Professor K says listen close
Hear my voice in Tokyo-o-to
Underground radio
Spray graffiti as you roll
Just watch your back for the 5-0
Just listen to Jet Grind Radio
Gotta Catch 'Em All (parody of Rolling in the Deep by Adele)
Contains an interpolation of the Pokemon Theme lyrics by John Siegler & Tamara Loeffler
Arranged by Ian Bonds
I wanna be the best, like no one ever was
To catch them is my test, to train them is my cause
I will travel, searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to see the power that's inside
Every challenge, with courage I will face
I battle every day to claim my rightful place
I wanna be the best, like no one ever was
To catch them is my test
To train them is my cause
Our courage will pull us through this
You teach me things and I will teach you too
And while our courage will pull us through this
I can't help thinking
I gotta catch 'em all
(Little Pokemon, It is you and me)
It's my destiny
(Oh oh Pokemon, You're my best friend)
In a world we must defend
(Oh oh Pokemon, With a heart so true)
Pokemon, you're my best friend
(Little Pokemon, It is you and me)
Call of Duty (parody of Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
There ain't no reason I should play this game alone
Tonight, yeah, baby! (Xbox live, baby!)
I got a weapon and a lot of noobs I'll pwn tonight (Tonight)
I need a match to play where team killing ain't wrong
Tonight, yeah, baby! (Tonight, yeah, baby!)
You know what game I mean, I won't be playing Pong tonight
[Bridge:]
They are just all so cool, played every sequel
I already breezed right through Modern Warfare 2
So it's time to play part 3!
[Chorus:]
(I) Answer the Call of Duty, and I'll shoot my way through World War II
Answer the Call of Duty, and I'm hanging out with the Black Ops crew
I answer the call, the call, the call, the call, the call, the call, the call,
Answer the Call of Duty, and I've reached Prestige well before you
I'm more elite than you.
© 2012 Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings/Ian Bonds
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Resident Evil
Parody of "Shout at the Devil" by Motley Crue
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
(Brains, Brains, Brains)
(Brains, Brains, Brains) RESIDENT EVIL!
Hear the wolf screaming lonely in the night
See the blood stain on the ground
This must be a dream
Where's the rest of Alpha Team?
And look at all the bodies
We found
Well the folks that are dead
We have to shoot in the head
Or they'll get up and walk around
Everybody is a Zombie
All dressed in Ambercrombie
As they all shout for
(Brains, Brains, Brains) Resident Evil
(Brains, Brains, Brains) RESIDENT EVIL!
Metal Gear Solid
Parody of "1985" by Bowling for Soup
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Well there is Big Boss, and FOXHOUND,
Sneaking while on the ground
Revolver Ocelot
I have such trouble with the plot
The stories are so cool
But in 2 Raiden's a tool
A cardboard box is where I hid
In Metal, Metal, Metal Gear Solid
What Doesn't Kill You (Smaller)
Parody of "What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger)" by Kelly Clarkson
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
You think they got the best of you
I think you'll have the last laugh
Bet you'll get the upper hand on the Koopa gang
Bowser's gone and captured me
He knows you'll come running back
Baby don't you worry, go and do your thang
What doesn't kill you makes you smaller
Mushrooms make you taller
You know how to stomp the Goombas best
This leaf and tail makes you a fly-er
Flowers give you fire
Come here and rescue your Princess
What doesn't kill you makes you smaller, smaller
Just say "Hey, it's-a me!"
What doesn't kill you makes you smaller
Mushrooms make you taller
That's what makes you super, Mario
Mario...
Tomb Raider
Parody of "Maneater" by hall & oates
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Oh, oh, here she comes
Watch her open that treasure chest
Oh, oh, here she comes
She's a Tomb Raider
Oh, oh, here she comes
With her big guns, and pistols too
Oh, oh, here she comes
She's a Tomb Raider
Katamari Damacy
Parody of "Carry on My Wayward Son" by Kansas
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Katamari is a ball
Rolls on stuff, picks up it all
Make it bigger just to please the
King of All Cosmos
Starfox
Parody of "Starships" by Nicki Minaj
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Starfox
Unh.
Let’s fly through space, ace
Name the time and place
They-say-the same thing every day
"You stink, fink, you don't know how to fly"
But fox pilots like me are hard to come by
The zone, own, yes I’m in the zone
The boss, hoss, is that Andross
Are there two, or four, wings on this ship
I’ma blow up his face and don’t give two spits
I’m Fox McCloud, Cloud
I love to fly
My dad'd be proud, proud
Except he died
I'm flyin' now, now
Up in the sky
and then go pow, pow
Shoot Andross in his eye
Starfox has flight control
Falco just has no soul
Slippy is in trouble
Let’s do a barrel roll
(Oh oh, oh oh)
Starfox was meant to fly
His Arwing across the sky
Andross ain't a nice guy
Can't stop...
(Go and do a barrel roll)
Creatures Know When You're Alone in the Dark (Light 'Em Up)
Parody of "My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light 'Em Up)" by Fallout Boy
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, ah-ah-alone.
Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, ah-ah-alone.
B-B-B-Be careful of the creatures in the night, night
Edward Carnby will do what's right, right
And besides in the mean, mean time
They're just dreaming of tearing you apart
I'm just a de-detective who is mortal
But I deal with things that're strictly para-normal
Once the ground opens up again
Don't look now but Hell's within
Gonna need a spark to ignite
Creatures know when you're Alone in the Dark
So light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
They're on fire
So light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
They're on fire
Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, alone.
In the dark, dark
Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, alone.
In the dark, dark
Borderlands
Parody of "Borderline" by Madonna
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Just grab all of the loot, I've shot all I can shoot,
'Cause I've got the best weapons
Borderlands
Got to follow Tannis' plan
I just got to open the Vault out in the Borderlands
Borderlands
Handsome Jack will make a stand
If you keep mining Eridium out in the Borderlands
Call of Duty
Parody of "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
I shot a noob, what a dope,
As he repelled from a rope,
I looked through my sniper scope,
And now you're in my sights
Threw a grenade over head,
And then I hid in the shed
Airstrike made most of them dead,
But now you're in my sights
Your stare was holdin',
One clip, no reloadin'
'Nade toss, you're explodin'
Where do you think you're spawning, buddy?
Hey, I just shot you,
And this is crazy,
You upped my kill streak,
In Call of Duty!
It's hard to aim right
At you, truly
but thanks for the perks,
In Call of Duty!
Hey, I just shot you,
Right in the booty,
Your number's up now,
In Call of Duty!
And all the other noobs,
Play co-op Zombies,
But I'll just kill you,
In Call of Duty!
©2013 Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings/Ian Bonds
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