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The Epic Video Game Medley Collection

by Insane Ian

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John Ross
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John Ross I have enjoyed clever parody songs for years, growing up with Weird Al, the Arrogant Worms and other artists who not only know how to make a smart joke but can play the music. Insane Ian in this album manages to boil all of that down to a huge number of short brilliant shots across a range of styles of music and genre of games. Favorite track: The Epic Video Game Medley.
Eclectic Lee
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Eclectic Lee I'm a sucker for video game songs, so this is truly the ultimate medley EP for me!
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"Sonic The Hedgehog" Parody of "Rock You Like a Hurricane" by Scorpions (Schenker, R; Meine, K; Rarebell, H) New lyrics by Ian Bonds It's early morning The Sun comes out The ground starts shaking It's pretty loud The woodland creatures All try to flee but Eggman's not as fast as me! He grabs them all as I grab rings then I destroy his evil things I jump on the plunger Creatures are freed I can not stay 'Cause I'm on speed Here I run, Sonic the Hedgehog Watch me run, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog! "Love Mr. Do!" Parody of "Love Me Do" by the Beatles (McCartney, P; Lennon, J) New lyrics by Ian Bonds (I) Love Mr. Do! He's A Clown, It's True! He Throws Balls At You! So play-ay-ay-ay Mr. Do! oh oh, Mr. Do! "Grand Theft Auto" Parody of "Band on the Run" by Wings (Mccartney, Linda; Mccartney, Paul) New lyrics by Ian Bonds Well, my car exploded with a mighty crash I did it just for show and I said to her, taking another one "I need your cash, you ho!" Grand Theft Auto Grand Theft Auto And Liberty and Vice City Are the places that we go In our Grand Theft Auto In our Grand Theft Auto Grand Theft Auto Grand Theft Auto "Gary's Mod" Parody of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne (Collingwood, Chris; Schlesinger, Adam) New lyrics by Ian Bonds (based on a fan-made modification of the video game Half Life 2) Gary's Mod has got it going on It's all I need and I've been playing for so long Gary can't you see You have got the mod for me I know that modding's wrong but I'm in love with Gary's Mod "Frogger Cross the Street" Parody of "Danicng in the Street" as performed by Mick Jagger and David Bowie (Hunter, Ivy; Stevenson, William; Gaye, Marvin) New lyrics by Ian Bonds Crawling out across the swamp And those flies are looking extra sweet But the cars are fast and now it's time to Help Frogger cross the streets All we need is swampland, sweet swampland But there's carnage everywhere Cars are swerveing, swaying, chicken I'm playing, Will Frogger cross the street? Oh, It doesn't matter where you land, just give that poor frog a hand So come on, every one, it's not hard To be the froggy crossing guard We'll help Frogger, Frogger Cross the Street "Pikachu" Parody of "Forget You" by Cee-lo Green (Cee Lo Green, Bruno Mars, Philip Lawrence, Ari Levine, Brody Brown) New lyrics by Ian Bonds Suggested by Mike Stettz I see you fightin' 'round town with your pokemon but it's not Pikachu And the name that I call when i throw pokeballs is always Pikachu, baby i choose you I said I would choose Meowth but he won't shut his mouth huh, ain't that some shh (ain't that some shh) I've overcome this hurdle by defeating Squirtle with Pikachu! "Playin' Halo" Parody of "Ridin' Solo" by Jason Derulo (Desrouleaux, Jason Joel; Rotem, Jonathan; Thomas, Xavier) New lyrics by Ian Bonds Suggested by Mike Cisneros I'm duel wielding with both of my guns, They're all out for blood, gotta stop the Flood It's Halo, I'm playin' Halo I'm playin' Halo, I'm playin' Halo, Halo Cortana won't stop with the grief I'm beyond belief cause I'm Master Chief It's Halo, I'm playin' Halo I'm playin' Halo, I'm playin' Halo, Halo "Young Street Fighter" Parody of "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas (Carl Douglas and Vivian Hawke) New lyrics by Ian Bonds It was a fighting tournament in every funky town They were punching them up They were knocking them down It's a simple flick of wrist combos too much to list a silence filled the room As I unleashed a Sonic Boom But I was just a young Street Fighter Hadoken made the screen brighter Zangief began to perspire Chun Li could kick much higher "Angry Birds" Parody of "Firework" by Katy Perry (Mikkel S. Eriksen, Tor Erik Hermansen, Sandy Wilhelm, Ester Dean) New lyrics by Ian Bonds And now I'm playing Angry Birds I'll beat up those piggy hurds The bacon starts to fly-iy-iy As they shoot across the sky-iy-iy! "Playin' Some Mario Kart" Parody of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler (Jim Steinman) New lyrics by Ian Bonds and Luke Sienkowski (Turn Around) Grab your steering wheel and turn around and hit the gas so you won't fall off the rainbow road (Turn Around) Grab your steering wheel and turn around and hit the gas so you'll escape banana peels from Toad! (Turn around, Shy Guy) Every now and then I grab a block (Turn around, Shy Guy) Every now and then I get a shock! Which will turn me small, oh my Then get flattened by my brother That Luigi think he is so sly But Bob-ombs, I've got another! I never hit the brake button, I always excell And thanks to Wario I've really been through Shell Oh here we go, out of sight! The mushroom cup will start tonite That Gold trophy is mine (alright) Once upon a time, over barrels I jumped But now I'm racing so press start Nothing I can do, I'm playing some Mario Kart! (Turn Around Shy Guy) (Turn Around Shy Guy!) (c) 2011 Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings/Ian Bonds. All rights reserved.
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Ultimate Epic Video Game Medley 3rd Strike Skyrim (parody of Friday by Rebecca Black) New lyrics by Ian Bonds Suggested by Luke Sienkowski (Yeah, Eh-eh-eh-eh-Elder Scrolls) Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah, yeah, yeah Three a.m. and I'm still playin' Gotta go to bed so I can go to work Gonna call out, I don't wanna go Keep the game on, I just wanna keep Playin' on and on, gotta keep playin' Gotta get over to the next town Finally get in the town and then a guard says (guard says) Adventure was the life for me but took an arrow to the knee I haven't been playing long I'm 400 hours in... It's Skyrim, Skyrim I'm still playin' Skyrim Everybody's lookin' for the Words of Power Skyrim, Skyrim Gotta be playin' Skyrim Everybody's happy with their cheese wheels, cheese wheels Fus Ro Dah, Fus Ro Dah (Yeah) Dovakiin, Dovakiin (Yeah) Dra-Gon-Born-SHOUT Lookin' forward to the DLC Octorock (parody of Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO) - New lyrics by Ian Bonds In the fields are octoroks. Lookin' for battle, I use Z-lock. (unh) Nonstop when we use hookshot, movin' heavy rocks like a Goron jock (woo!) Where's Zelda? I gots to know, Ganon grabbed her, he runs the show Half elf, half fae, Master Sword, Link's the name, I'm the hero Yo, I'm runnin' through these fields on Epona I got that Song of Storms, played on my Ocarina I met a guy, inside this cave that I've stepped in S'dangerous to go alone, here take this weapon, hey Octoroks are in the field outside Link will always be the Hero of Time Water Temple makes you lose your mind Spin the sword til the point will shine Octoroks don't put up any fight Link's sword hand has been switched to right Wii remote's not on the left hand side We just wanna see ya...shake that Navi will say "Hey!" "Listen!" "Hey, Listen!" "Hey, Listen!" Kirby (parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) - New lyrics by Ian Bonds He's made of fluff and he'll steal your stuff KIR-BY! KIR-BY! KIR-BY-Y-Y! He's who I play-ay In Smash Brothers Melee KIR-BY! KIR-BY! KIR-BY-Y-Y! Donkey Kong (parody of Bang A Gong by T-Rex) Sort of but not really suggested by Luke New lyrics by Ian Bonds Donkey Kong! It is on like Donkey Kong! X2 Eggplant Wizard (parody of Pinball Wizard by The Who) New lyrics by Ian Bonds Ever since I was a young kid, They called me Icarus. From Angel Land I hail and my real name is Pit. I fight Medusa's creatures I shoot them with my bow. But that scary little wizard Turned me bright purple! He's the Eggplant Wizard It's such a rotten twist. The Eggplant Wizard Transformed Kid Icarus. Why do you think he does it? I don't know! What makes him so mean? Samus Aran (parody of I Ran by Flock of Seagulls) New lyrics by Ian Bonds Samus Aran! She's fights off the Metroid Samus Aran! Her blasts you can't avoid My missile's been deployed. Jet Grind Radio (parody of StereoHearts by Gym Class Heroes feat. Adam Levine) New lyrics by Ian Bonds I'm on your stereo Professor K says listen close Hear my voice in Tokyo-o-to Underground radio Spray graffiti as you roll Just watch your back for the 5-0 Just listen to Jet Grind Radio Gotta Catch 'Em All (parody of Rolling in the Deep by Adele) Contains an interpolation of the Pokemon Theme lyrics by John Siegler & Tamara Loeffler Arranged by Ian Bonds I wanna be the best, like no one ever was To catch them is my test, to train them is my cause I will travel, searching far and wide Each Pokemon to see the power that's inside Every challenge, with courage I will face I battle every day to claim my rightful place I wanna be the best, like no one ever was To catch them is my test To train them is my cause Our courage will pull us through this You teach me things and I will teach you too And while our courage will pull us through this I can't help thinking I gotta catch 'em all (Little Pokemon, It is you and me) It's my destiny (Oh oh Pokemon, You're my best friend) In a world we must defend (Oh oh Pokemon, With a heart so true) Pokemon, you're my best friend (Little Pokemon, It is you and me) Call of Duty (parody of Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga) New lyrics by Ian Bonds There ain't no reason I should play this game alone Tonight, yeah, baby! (Xbox live, baby!) I got a weapon and a lot of noobs I'll pwn tonight (Tonight) I need a match to play where team killing ain't wrong Tonight, yeah, baby! (Tonight, yeah, baby!) You know what game I mean, I won't be playing Pong tonight [Bridge:] They are just all so cool, played every sequel I already breezed right through Modern Warfare 2 So it's time to play part 3! [Chorus:] (I) Answer the Call of Duty, and I'll shoot my way through World War II Answer the Call of Duty, and I'm hanging out with the Black Ops crew I answer the call, the call, the call, the call, the call, the call, the call, Answer the Call of Duty, and I've reached Prestige well before you I'm more elite than you. © 2012 Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings/Ian Bonds
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Resident Evil Parody of "Shout at the Devil" by Motley Crue New lyrics by Ian Bonds (Brains, Brains, Brains) (Brains, Brains, Brains) RESIDENT EVIL! Hear the wolf screaming lonely in the night See the blood stain on the ground This must be a dream Where's the rest of Alpha Team? And look at all the bodies We found Well the folks that are dead We have to shoot in the head Or they'll get up and walk around Everybody is a Zombie All dressed in Ambercrombie As they all shout for (Brains, Brains, Brains) Resident Evil (Brains, Brains, Brains) RESIDENT EVIL! Metal Gear Solid Parody of "1985" by Bowling for Soup New lyrics by Ian Bonds Well there is Big Boss, and FOXHOUND, Sneaking while on the ground Revolver Ocelot I have such trouble with the plot The stories are so cool But in 2 Raiden's a tool A cardboard box is where I hid In Metal, Metal, Metal Gear Solid What Doesn't Kill You (Smaller) Parody of "What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger)" by Kelly Clarkson New lyrics by Ian Bonds You think they got the best of you I think you'll have the last laugh Bet you'll get the upper hand on the Koopa gang Bowser's gone and captured me He knows you'll come running back Baby don't you worry, go and do your thang What doesn't kill you makes you smaller Mushrooms make you taller You know how to stomp the Goombas best This leaf and tail makes you a fly-er Flowers give you fire Come here and rescue your Princess What doesn't kill you makes you smaller, smaller Just say "Hey, it's-a me!" What doesn't kill you makes you smaller Mushrooms make you taller That's what makes you super, Mario Mario... Tomb Raider Parody of "Maneater" by hall & oates New lyrics by Ian Bonds Oh, oh, here she comes Watch her open that treasure chest Oh, oh, here she comes She's a Tomb Raider Oh, oh, here she comes With her big guns, and pistols too Oh, oh, here she comes She's a Tomb Raider Katamari Damacy Parody of "Carry on My Wayward Son" by Kansas New lyrics by Ian Bonds Katamari is a ball Rolls on stuff, picks up it all Make it bigger just to please the King of All Cosmos Starfox Parody of "Starships" by Nicki Minaj New lyrics by Ian Bonds Starfox Unh. Let’s fly through space, ace Name the time and place They-say-the same thing every day "You stink, fink, you don't know how to fly" But fox pilots like me are hard to come by The zone, own, yes I’m in the zone The boss, hoss, is that Andross Are there two, or four, wings on this ship I’ma blow up his face and don’t give two spits I’m Fox McCloud, Cloud I love to fly My dad'd be proud, proud Except he died I'm flyin' now, now Up in the sky and then go pow, pow Shoot Andross in his eye Starfox has flight control Falco just has no soul Slippy is in trouble Let’s do a barrel roll (Oh oh, oh oh) Starfox was meant to fly His Arwing across the sky Andross ain't a nice guy Can't stop... (Go and do a barrel roll) Creatures Know When You're Alone in the Dark (Light 'Em Up) Parody of "My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light 'Em Up)" by Fallout Boy New lyrics by Ian Bonds Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, ah-ah-alone. Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, ah-ah-alone. B-B-B-Be careful of the creatures in the night, night Edward Carnby will do what's right, right And besides in the mean, mean time They're just dreaming of tearing you apart I'm just a de-detective who is mortal But I deal with things that're strictly para-normal Once the ground opens up again Don't look now but Hell's within Gonna need a spark to ignite Creatures know when you're Alone in the Dark So light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up They're on fire So light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up They're on fire Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, alone. In the dark, dark Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, alone. In the dark, dark Borderlands Parody of "Borderline" by Madonna New lyrics by Ian Bonds Just grab all of the loot, I've shot all I can shoot, 'Cause I've got the best weapons Borderlands Got to follow Tannis' plan I just got to open the Vault out in the Borderlands Borderlands Handsome Jack will make a stand If you keep mining Eridium out in the Borderlands Call of Duty Parody of "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen New lyrics by Ian Bonds I shot a noob, what a dope, As he repelled from a rope, I looked through my sniper scope, And now you're in my sights Threw a grenade over head, And then I hid in the shed Airstrike made most of them dead, But now you're in my sights Your stare was holdin', One clip, no reloadin' 'Nade toss, you're explodin' Where do you think you're spawning, buddy? Hey, I just shot you, And this is crazy, You upped my kill streak, In Call of Duty! It's hard to aim right At you, truly but thanks for the perks, In Call of Duty! Hey, I just shot you, Right in the booty, Your number's up now, In Call of Duty! And all the other noobs, Play co-op Zombies, But I'll just kill you, In Call of Duty! ©2013 Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings/Ian Bonds

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A collection of all the Epic Video Game Medleys.

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released April 23, 2013

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Insane Ian Chicago, Illinois

Insane (adj): shocking, outrageous

"Insane Ian is a Comedy Rock God" - Dr Demento

“If you like video games and hiphop and you don't listen to Insane Ian...You're. Missing. Out.” - Mikey Mason (on The Funny Music Podcast)

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Comedy music and Nerdcore Hiphop, as heard on TheFuMP.com and the Dr Demento Show.
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