Parody of "Boyfriend" by Justin Bieber (Justin Bieber, Mike Posner, Matthew Musto, Mason Levy)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
lyrics
[Verse 1]
If I was the Batman, I’d never let you go
I would save the day and be everyone's hero
My secret identity no one would ever know
Put a stop to Mr. Freeze before he makes it snow
(Bat, Bat, Man) on you
Put him in Arkham where I sent the Riddler too
I don't know about Penguin, maybe put him in the zoo
So say hello to the Joker in three, two, Bat
[Pre-Chorus]
I’d like to shoot a grappling hook
Hey girl, let me rescue you
[Chorus]
If I was the Batman, never let you go
I'd Keep you from harm girl, you’d never be alone
I would join the Justice League, keep the planet safe
If I was the Batman, I’d never let you fall, I’d never let you fall
[Verse 2]
I would be the Batman of our own Gotham City
You could be Catwoman, have nine lives like a kitty
What you think about that, yeah, well that's just a pity
Girl don't be mad, yeah, your attitude is...crappy
Sidekick, sidekick, how about my sidekick?
You could be my sidekick and do a nice high kick
Make you fight all the goons, hit their faces like a brick
You're a girl like Barbara, not a boy like Dick
Robin
[Pre-Chorus]
I’d like to save everyone at once
Hey girl, don't get blown up
[Chorus]
If I was the Batman, I'd travel round the world
Learn the samurai skills, train with Ra's Al Gul
I can take out Superman, with a Krypton ring
If I was the Batman, I’d never let you fall, I’d never let you fall
[Bridge]
With my batarangs, and utility belt, girl
Spend a mint on my toys, you know they're so wonderful
If I was Batman (If I was Batman), I'd watch for your signal, girl
I just want to drive that Batmobile!
[Chorus]
If I was the Batman (Batman), never let you fall
I'd Keep you from harm girl, I would scale your wall (scale your wall)
I can be a detective (detective), solving every crime
If I was the Batman (Batman), I’d never let you go, never let you go
Na na na, na na na, na na na
Yeah girl
Na-na na-na, na-na na-na, na-na na-na ey
Batman
Na-na na-na, na-na na-na, na-na na-na ey
Na-na na-na, na-na na-na, na-na na-na ey
If I was the Batman
credits
from Songs For Superheroes,
released October 27, 2012
Parody of "Boyfriend" by Justin Bieber (Justin Bieber, Mike Posner, Matthew Musto, Mason Levy)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Music performed by Ben Stahl
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