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Yellow Snow

from Grand Theft Audio by Insane Ian

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Wintertime brings colder weather, and men often have an advantage over women when it comes to what they can do in the snow. This song is about one woman's revenge on the singer for just that reason.

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"Yellow Snow"
Parody of "Purple Rain" by Prince
New lyrics by Ian Bonds

I never wanted to have your "special" desert
It was too cold out side, I'd moan.
But I took it from you, and you were laughing
as I bit into that frozen lemonade snow cone

Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow
Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow
Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow
I only ever saw it when I was spelling my name

You always liked to be a...simple joker
Your itching powder requires cream, hey
Baby, I should have known this joke wasn't mediocre
I could tell it was fresh from the steam

Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow
Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow
Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow
At least I didn't take your offer of that fudgesicle

Honey, I know, I know, I know that you're jealous
Guys can do certain things, it's true, that means me too
You say you want to learn, but you might be at a disadvantage
Well I'll teach you how, you can spell out your name, but you'll need a stencil first

Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow
Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow
If you know what I'm singin' about up here, come on raise your hand
Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow
Only wanna teach you, only wanna teach you to write in the snow.

P.U.! (repeat & fade out)

(c) 2010 Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings/Insane Ian. All rights reserved.

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from Grand Theft Audio, released November 30, 2012
"Yellow Snow"
Parody of "Purple Rain" by Prince
New lyrics by Ian Bonds

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