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Vaccine Day (Go Get Vaccinated)

from Smarm​-​Proof Lobster Cabinet by Insane Ian

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“Vaccine Day (Go Get Vaccinated)”
Parody of “Come Out and Play (Keep ‘Em Separated)” by The Offspring (Dexter Holland)
New lyrics by Insane Ian

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You gotta go get vaccinated

Stuck in a pandemic
‘Cause of a spreading disease
It’d be over if you just wear a mask, you dork
Stopping illness with the greatest of ease

But I’ve made appointments at a campus locale
I’m gonna get my shots and then it's all over pal
As long as you get yours & the others do too
So don’t you screw it up, screw it up, screw it up, screw it up

Hey don’t you trust Dr Fauci?
Take the shot
You gotta go get vaccinated
Hey don’t talk anti-vaxx to me!
Get your shot
You gotta go get vaccinated
Hey so if you please
Get your damn shots so I can go to the movies
Hey it’s vaccine day!

By the time you hear the side effects
It's already too late
One grows more nipples and one loses hair
One guy’s on fire and another inflates

They’re all making claims about their own government
No one's getting smarter, they’re all stirring dissent
The never-ending spree of these fake conspiracies
You won’t spawn some nanobots, spawn some nanobots, spawn some nano

Hey you say you think they’re tracking me?
Take the shot
You gotta go get vaccinated
Hey did they inject me with 5G?
Get the shot
You gotta go get vaccinated
Hey don't be surprised
If after the shot you don’t have lasers for your eyes
Hey it’s vaccine day!

You think that they’ll track you using government drones
But then you tweet about it right there from your iPhone
You’ll never get to see your extended family
Unless you get your Fauci ouchie, get your Fauci ouchie, get your ouchie

Hey man you think it’s hard to breathe?
Take the shot
You gotta go get vaccinated
Hey man you think I am a sheep?
Get your shot
You gotta go get vaccinated
Hey and when it’s done
They’ll give you a sticker or a sucker just for fun
Hey it’s vaccine day!

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from Smarm​-​Proof Lobster Cabinet, track released April 24, 2021
Lyrics and vocals by Insane Ian
Music and "You Gotta Go Get Vaccinated" performed by Ben Stahl

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Insane Ian Chicago, Illinois

Insane (adj): shocking, outrageous

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