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The Ultimate Epic Video Game Medley 3rd Strike: Revenge of the Return of the Rise of the Remake of the New Challengers

from The Epic Video Game Medley Collection by Insane Ian

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Released in 2012, this features parodies of "Friday" by Rebecca Black, "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO, "Zombie" by the Cranberries, "Bang a Gong" by T-Rex, "Pinball Wizard" by The Who, "I Ran" by Flock of Seagulls, "Stereohearts" by Gym Class Heroes featuring Adam Levin, "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele, and "Edge of Glory" by Lady Gaga.

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Ultimate Epic Video Game Medley 3rd Strike
Skyrim (parody of Friday by Rebecca Black)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Suggested by Luke Sienkowski

(Yeah, Eh-eh-eh-eh-Elder Scrolls) Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah, yeah, yeah
Three a.m. and I'm still playin'
Gotta go to bed so I can go to work
Gonna call out, I don't wanna go
Keep the game on, I just wanna keep
Playin' on and on, gotta keep playin'
Gotta get over to the next town
Finally get in the town and then a guard says (guard says)

Adventure was the life for me
but took an arrow to the knee
I haven't been playing long
I'm 400 hours in...

It's Skyrim, Skyrim
I'm still playin' Skyrim
Everybody's lookin' for the Words of Power
Skyrim, Skyrim
Gotta be playin' Skyrim
Everybody's happy with their cheese wheels, cheese wheels

Fus Ro Dah, Fus Ro Dah (Yeah)
Dovakiin, Dovakiin (Yeah)
Dra-Gon-Born-SHOUT
Lookin' forward to the DLC

Octorock (parody of Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO) -
New lyrics by Ian Bonds

In the fields are octoroks. Lookin' for battle, I use Z-lock. (unh)
Nonstop when we use hookshot, movin' heavy rocks like a Goron jock (woo!)
Where's Zelda? I gots to know, Ganon grabbed her, he runs the show
Half elf, half fae, Master Sword, Link's the name, I'm the hero

Yo, I'm runnin' through these fields on Epona
I got that Song of Storms, played on my Ocarina
I met a guy, inside this cave that I've stepped in
S'dangerous to go alone, here take this weapon, hey

Octoroks are in the field outside
Link will always be the Hero of Time
Water Temple makes you lose your mind
Spin the sword til the point will shine

Octoroks don't put up any fight
Link's sword hand has been switched to right
Wii remote's not on the left hand side
We just wanna see ya...shake that

Navi will say "Hey!" "Listen!"
"Hey, Listen!" "Hey, Listen!"

Kirby (parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) -
New lyrics by Ian Bonds

He's made of fluff
and he'll steal your stuff
KIR-BY! KIR-BY! KIR-BY-Y-Y!

He's who I play-ay
In Smash Brothers Melee
KIR-BY! KIR-BY! KIR-BY-Y-Y!

Donkey Kong (parody of Bang A Gong by T-Rex)
Sort of but not really suggested by Luke
New lyrics by Ian Bonds

Donkey Kong!
It is on like
Donkey Kong! X2

Eggplant Wizard (parody of Pinball Wizard by The Who)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds

Ever since I was a young kid,
They called me Icarus.
From Angel Land I hail
and my real name is Pit.
I fight Medusa's creatures
I shoot them with my bow.
But that scary little wizard
Turned me bright purple!

He's the Eggplant Wizard
It's such a rotten twist.
The Eggplant Wizard
Transformed Kid Icarus.

Why do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so mean?

Samus Aran (parody of I Ran by Flock of Seagulls)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds

Samus Aran!
She's fights off the Metroid
Samus Aran!
Her blasts you can't avoid

My missile's been deployed.

Jet Grind Radio (parody of StereoHearts by Gym Class Heroes feat. Adam Levine)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds

I'm on your stereo
Professor K says listen close
Hear my voice in Tokyo-o-to
Underground radio
Spray graffiti as you roll
Just watch your back for the 5-0
Just listen to Jet Grind Radio

Gotta Catch 'Em All (parody of Rolling in the Deep by Adele)
Contains an interpolation of the Pokemon Theme lyrics by John Siegler & Tamara Loeffler
Arranged by Ian Bonds

I wanna be the best, like no one ever was
To catch them is my test, to train them is my cause
I will travel, searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to see the power that's inside
Every challenge, with courage I will face
I battle every day to claim my rightful place

I wanna be the best, like no one ever was
To catch them is my test
To train them is my cause

Our courage will pull us through this
You teach me things and I will teach you too
And while our courage will pull us through this
I can't help thinking
I gotta catch 'em all
(Little Pokemon, It is you and me)
It's my destiny
(Oh oh Pokemon, You're my best friend)
In a world we must defend
(Oh oh Pokemon, With a heart so true)
Pokemon, you're my best friend
(Little Pokemon, It is you and me)

Call of Duty (parody of Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds

There ain't no reason I should play this game alone
Tonight, yeah, baby! (Xbox live, baby!)
I got a weapon and a lot of noobs I'll pwn tonight (Tonight)
I need a match to play where team killing ain't wrong
Tonight, yeah, baby! (Tonight, yeah, baby!)
You know what game I mean, I won't be playing Pong tonight

[Bridge:]
They are just all so cool, played every sequel
I already breezed right through Modern Warfare 2
So it's time to play part 3!

[Chorus:]
(I) Answer the Call of Duty, and I'll shoot my way through World War II
Answer the Call of Duty, and I'm hanging out with the Black Ops crew
I answer the call, the call, the call, the call, the call, the call, the call,
Answer the Call of Duty, and I've reached Prestige well before you
I'm more elite than you.

© 2012 Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings/Ian Bonds

credits

from The Epic Video Game Medley Collection, track released April 27, 2012
new lyrics by Ian Bonds
music performed by Ben Stahl
Lead vocals on "Gotta Catch 'Em All" by The Stacey

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