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Once again, I put out a call for suggestions for song titles, and once again, I got a buttload of responses. This time, the decision was much tougher...so there's technically TWO winners.

And yet one really, REALLY ridiculous song.

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Noodlin' around feeling the need for speed
Sauce blowin' through my angel hair
Handle bars from Prego jars, the seat's made of meat
The pedals' garlic bread-als, but I don't care
It's the only bike I got!

Spaghetti Bicycle...how do you ride it??
Spaghetti Bicycle...what does it mean??
Spaghetti Bicycle...none of your business!
Spaghetti Bicycle...Super Extreme!!

Cookin' up flapjacks is the morning routine
Before heading to the daily grind
Staple some papers to my boss' forehead and
leave a trail of syrup behind
It's Teflon coated...bitch!

Spatula Briefcase...what does it carry??
Spatula Briefcase...what does it do??
Spatula Briefcase...use it for business!!
Spatula Briefcase...or what spatulas do!

Steel-cut, fine ground in a porridge bowl.
Many flavors for your many tastes
But cinnamon apple won't feed your soul
Cause...it's not oatmeal flavored mouthwash, it's mouthwash flavored oatmeal...bitch.

Mouthwash Oatmeal...is it a sandwich??
Mouthwash Oatmeal...it's actually TWO!
Mouthwash Oatmeal...8 parts oatmeal!
Mouthwash Oatmeal...37 parts...cabbage.

Spaghetti Bicycle! Ocelot Roadmap!
Spaghetti Bicycle! Bacon Suspenders!
Spaghetti Bicycle! Stereo Towel rack!
Spaghetti Bicycle! Jump rope Shotgun!

credits

from Yet Another B​-​Side Collection, track released June 10, 2016
Lyrics and vocals: Insane Ian and Ben Stahl
Music: Ben Stahl
Song Title: Kiki Canon
Runner up consolation prize (3rd verse): TV's Kyle

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Insane Ian Chicago, Illinois

Insane (adj): shocking, outrageous

"Insane Ian is a Comedy Rock God" - Dr Demento

“If you like video games and hiphop and you don't listen to Insane Ian...You're. Missing. Out.” - Mikey Mason (on The Funny Music Podcast)

"...the guy who's an even-geekier heir to the Weird Al throne..." - Jay Hathaway (URLesque)

Comedy music and Nerdcore Hiphop, as heard on TheFuMP.com and the Dr Demento Show.
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