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TV's Kyle - Pirate Ship (featuring Austin Ash and Insane Ian)

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A Track from TV's Kyle's "Plastic Breach" album, where he wrote and recorded tracks based off the fake tracklisting that was leaked of the Gorillaz album "Plastic Beach".

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Oh, Hi. It's TV's Kyle. I'm sure you're pleased to see
I'm on the 7 seas.
Just Austin, Ian and me.

We're cruising all around on a makeshift sail barge.
And we're living large.
Although my phone can't recharge.

We'd be plundering and stuff if we felt like getting up.
On our pirate ship.

We should get by by stealing.
But I've got me a feeling
it don't sound so appealing
so we'll drink some darjeeling.

Austin's playing the bass
while I lay here on my face.
On our pirate ship.

While Kyle starts nappin', I'll start rappin'
Y'all start clappin', 'cause I'm the captain!
Sailin' around on our pirate ship
You'll walk the plank if ya give me any lip
but we don't have a plank, just a big tire swing
and that's really just for fun more than anything
It's great for lounging while we're out in the sun
We like to have fun, no need for plunder-un'
Now what was I sayin'? The sea started sprayin'
and..

Oh, Hi it's TV's Kyle and I'm back from my nap.
I hope you liked Ian's rap.
Now let me get back on track.

We're sailing across
the seas. We're totally lost.
On our pirate ship.

Austin caught us a salmon.
Which is ending our famine
and it's totally slammin'
I'll try not to examine

that we have no way to cook
what we got from Austin's hook
On our pirate ship.

So now I'm back, thought I had heat stroke
this is no joke, we're totally broke
we need to steal us some loot right quick
i'll teach them to fear the end of my stick
I have to use a stick, i have so sword
Austin will beat 'em with his two by four
and Kyle will just...lie there. While we work.

This trip is the bomb,
but why is the rum all gone?
From our pirate ship?

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from And Featuring Insane Ian as Himself, track released September 2, 2011
Music by Kyle A. Carrozza and Austin Ash
Lyrics by Kyle A. Carrozza, Austin Ash, and Ian Bonds

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