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Ninja Brian

from The Sex Training EP by Insane Ian

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Parody of “Time After Time”, based on a tweet by Ninja Sex Party

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Lying in my bed, I hear the floor creak, I think he’s here
Hiding in the shadows
Confusion as he appears
Standing so still
Almost a statue
Arms full of swords and stuff
A Ninja

Sometimes I picture him
He’s about to stab me in my head
“Brian” I say “what’s the deal?” His knife hits
The wall instead.
Then I start running
He’s right behind
He explodes me with his mind

If you're lost you can look and you will find him
Ninja Brian
If you fall, he will catch you, he'll be waiting
Ninja Brian
If you say that he’s fat, well, he will find you
Ninja Brian
If you want him to stab you, he will be waiting
Ninja Brian

[Spoken] That’s right, I said he exploded me...with his mind. Brian’s powers are only limited by what we can simulate aurally. If we have an explosion sound effect, that’s clearly what happened.

After I contemplate what Brian’s like if
He were gay
Watching through windows
You're wondering if I'm okay
Secrets stolen, I have to laugh (haha, haha)
He cleaves me clean in half

If you're looking for someone to stab some guys
Ninja Brian
If you fall and tumble like a mannequin
Ninja Brian

[Spoken] He’s the only ninja I’ve ever seen stab a guy with a different guy. I’m not even sure how that’s physically possible.

When I start running, he’s right behind
He stabs me a thousand times

If you're playing soccer with live hand grenades
Ninja Brian
If you run, he will stab you, repeatedly
Ninja Brian
If you're listing ninjas who have STDs
Ninja Brian
If you fall, he will catch you, he will be waiting
Ninja Brian

Ninja Brian
Ninja Brian
Ninja Brian
[whispering] Ninja Brian
Ninja Brian
Ninja Brian
Ninja Bri...an

credits

from The Sex Training EP, released January 1, 2021
Parody of “Time After Time”
Written by Robert Hyman and Cyndi Lauper
New lyrics by Insane Ian
Based on a tweet by Ninja Sex Party

Vocals by Insane Ian
Music by Ben Stahl

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Insane Ian Chicago, Illinois

Insane (adj): shocking, outrageous

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Comedy music and Nerdcore Hiphop, as heard on TheFuMP.com and the Dr Demento Show.
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