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Must Love Dogs - feat. The Stacey

from Internet Famous by Insane Ian

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I love dogs. So I wrote a song about it. That's pretty much it. This song is also sort of a response to "Cat People" by Schaffer the Darklord, so there's that.


**My cat people throw your paws in the air, go meow meow, meow meow
And wave 'em all around but do it like you care, go meow meow, meow meow**
-Record scratch-

I love dogs
I love every kind of dog
I just wanna love all them and I must
Must Love every Dog
Must Love every Dog

[Repeat Chorus]

Nooow all my friends think cats are great
But for me my furry friend ain't up for debate
I know it might be obvious, no need to pretend
That's man's best friend is clearly my best friend
I love 'em to the end of their waggily tails
When I see a tiny puppy, man it never fails
Even the big dogs get a little squee from me
I love the entire canine family
They like ham you see, or just any meat really
Their noses are so cold, their smiles are so silly
I love all breeds, feel me? They're endlessly loyal
Some goofy and funny, some regal and royal
When I see a dog out my brain is destroyed
Because every single dog makes me feel overjoyed
This one thing I consider, and I don't mean maybe
But to me my puppy dog is just my furry baby


"Who Let The Dogs Out", "Where My Dogs At?"
If you can't find the dogs, I'm blaming the cat
So whatcha think of that? I'm callin' them out
I don't really see what all the fuss is about
Dogs are just as cute, they do cutesy stuff
They like chasing a ball, but they can play ruff
A small dog acting tough is the cutest thing ever
And, not too mention, they're endlessly clever
You say things to dogs, and the dog learns words
You say things to cats and the cat just purrs
A dog can do tricks, a dog can help folks
A cat simply views all the humans as jokes
They're a great home protection kit, nothing's more affectionate
They can even be service pets, to help the less fortunate
I'm always looking at puppy pics online
And I won't rest until every single puppy's mine!


Now I'm not trying to say that dogs are perfect
But their little cute faces make everything worth it
Except when they drag their butts around like a slug
or throw up on the rug after eating a bug
Or when they take a pee on the cold kitchen tile
Or even worse, take a dump, then just sit with a smile
Dogs have lots of style so can't you think of something better
Than to dress up your pooch in a stupid looking sweater?
Dogs in clothes to me is dumb
Cause dogs in clothes really aren't much fun
They can't play and run for fear of getting dirty
Some puppies aren't meant to to just sit and look purty
But they like to get in trouble, like to chew on your shoes
Like to knock over trash cans, some dogs are bad news
But it's no great shock, no real big surprise
That I'm just a sucker for those puppy dog eyes

I mean just look at him...he's so cute!

I kind of can't stand it.



from Internet Famous, released November 11, 2014
Must Love Dogs feat. The Stacey
Lyrics by Ian Bonds
Music by Ben Stahl
Contains a sample of "Cat People" by Schaffer the Darklord and an interpolation of "Can't Hug Every Cat" by Schmoyoho
Chorus vocals by The Stacey




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