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Metroid

from Internet Famous by Insane Ian

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Metroid Metal is a band that does metal versions of music from the Metroid games. Paranoid is a song by the metal band Black Sabbath. This is the hideous love-baby of those two ideas.

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Fighting with these pirates 'cause they want to clone these aliens
I can't pass through some doors unless I use my missiles on them

All day long I shoot at things and try to not get killed and die
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find some code for extra life

Can you help me defeat Mother Brain?
Oh yeah

I need someone to show me the things in here that I can't find
I can't see the pathways marked here on my map, I must be blind

Tiny passage in a wall will make me turn into a ball
I drop bombs, somehow I'm fine, tho I worry about my spine

And so Samus wins the day, this bounty hunter fought bravely
But if the girl is Samus, then who the heck's Justin Bailey?

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from Internet Famous, released November 11, 2014
Metroid
Parody of Paranoid by Black Sabbath (Geezer Butler, Tony Iommi, Ozzy Osbourne, Bill Ward)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Music performed by Austin Aeschliman

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