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Luna, See?

from n3rds0ngs by Insane Ian

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Insane Ian's entry into round one of the Masters of Song-Fu #2 competition over at QuickStopEntertainment.com. The entries requirement was to write a song about the moon, so Ian...wrote the most monotonous song he could think of...until he realized it was supposed to be about The MOON, not the MONO.

lyrics

(Verse 1)
Listen up, folks. I’ve got something to sing
About my very favorite cosmic thing
It’s called Luna, and it has no rings
And you can see it from the ground

It makes the tides come in, and it makes dogs sick
You know for it I’m a Luna-tic
It makes the grass grow green and it makes hair thick
And it’s the coolest thing around. But I hate when it goes down.

(Chorus)
See it in the sky and it makes me swoon
Catch a glimpse in the back of my spoon
When I eat dessert in the dead of June
And nighttime can’t come too soon

(Verse 2)
It orbits the Earth and it’s made of cheese
Its lunar delights are just sure to please
It can cure most any STDs
And it’s where Bigfoot comes from

It can be a verb (but it’s usually a noun)
You might see it when you drive through my town
It happens when someone’s pants are down
It’s the cause of bathroom scum. And it’ll clear up the warts on your thumb.

(Chorus)
It is the subject of this catchy tune
And it is the reason that I croon
I would buy it for me if I was a tycoon
Or visit it in a balloon

(Verse 3)
It’s perfectly round and it weighs a ton
Its closest neighbor after us is the Sun
Some planets have many, but we’ve only got one!
Have you guessed my subject yet?

There’s a man who lives there and his name is Ray
They visited him in ‘69, so they say
When it hits your eye, baby, THAT’S AMORE!
Do you see the point I’m trying to get? And if you don’t, I’ll be upset.

(Bridge)
After all these years it’s been with us (after all these years)
Hanging out there, in the sky (just chillin’ in the sky)
You can’t stare right at it in a lunar eclipse (I think that I’ve gone blind!)
But no one remembers quite why…

(Final Chrous)
I’d pull it to Earth if I had a harpoon
I’d make it teach me all about the baboon
I’d take it with me when I go to Cancun
And it’ll lead my lunar army platoon

You can’t see it in the afternoon!
It’s the cause of every single monsoon!
There’s songs about it playing on my Zune!
Can’t you tell that I love the moon?!

YEAH!! COME ON! Can’t you SEE?! THIS SONG IS ABOUT THE MOON!
HAVE YOU FIGURED THAT OUT YET, PEOPLE?!? COME ON!!

I LOVE THE MOON!! (Maniacal laughter)
I LOVE THE MOON!

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from n3rds0ngs, released March 6, 2009
Lyrics by Ian Bonds
Music by Mike Stetz and Ben Stahl

Insane Ian - lead vocals
Mike Stetz - guitar, backing vocals
Ben Stahl - all other instruments, backing vocals

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