Parody of "Hello" by Lionel Richie
New lyrics by Ian Bonds


I've been avoiding you
Because you left
And in my dreams I realized you caused
A thousand deaths
And now I hear you're
Searching for my droid
Is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your rage
I can see your fashion style
You're the son I've always wanted
And my arms are open wide
But you turned to the dark side
And stole your grandpa's mask
And I want to tell you so much
Hey, eff you

(fade out)


from The Farce Awakens, released March 4, 2016
Vocals performed by Insane Ian
Music performed by Ben Stahl




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