Parody of "Hello" by Adele
New lyrics by Ian Bonds


Kylo, it's me
It's your uncle Luke and I think maybe you and I should meet
To go over everything
They say that you've been looking for me
But I've been in hiding

Kylo, can you hear me?
I'm on Ahch-To dreaming about who you used to be
When you were younger and free
Before you marched with Space Hitler across the galaxy.

There's such a difference between us
And our trilogies

Kylo fell to the dark side
I must have tried a thousand times
To tell him Darth Vader ain't like his daddy Solo
But it doesn't matter, he's just gonna go be emo
Kylo come from the dark side
At least I can say that I've tried
To train you in the ways of using the Force
But it don't matter. You clearly mastered that course on your own

Kylo, how are you?
You'd think you're related to me the way you whine all the time
I hope that you're well
Did you ever make it off that planet that was splitting right in half?

It's no secret that the both of us
Have father issues

So, Kylo please leave the dark side (the dark side)
You know Supreme Leader Snoke lied (Old Snoke lied)
When he corrupted his teachings to you
But we've got cookies, and milk that is blue
Kylo why'd Han Solo die? (Solo died)
And then you made Chewbacca cry (Chewie cried)
To kill your own father, I really get it, I do
But I must say that Leia is disappointed in you, Ben Solo

(Light, Light, Light, Light,
Dark, dark, dark, dark)
Ben Solo


from The Farce Awakens, released March 4, 2016
Lead and backing vocals performed by Insane Ian
Music and backing vocals performed by Ben Stahl




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