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KANG!

from Illinoise by Insane Ian

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Like Thanos, this was Inevitable.

MILD SPOILERS for Loki Season 1 Episode 6.

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I got caught with the box after called “puny God”
Then got ripped outta time by the TVA squad
Been a hell of a ride but I'm hearing the bells start to toll
(Clang! Clang! Clang!)

So I tried to escape, got a suit, lost my cape
And I’m told that I’ll die ‘lest I stop this mistake
There’s a variant me that I think I might want to bone?
(Bang! Bang! Bang!)
(Here we go)

So who’s the one behind Time Keepers?
Who drops the clues for all comic readers?
You rang?
He’s the One that Remains
(Kang! Kang! Kang!)

I'm way too smart to trust such a liar
I'm way too dumb to not be fooled by her
Let’s hang (boo thang)
With The Conqueror, Kang!
(Kang! Kang! Kang!)

Feel like I'm gonna puke 'cause the timeline is screwed
Do I fix all this now or wait ‘til season 2?
Been a hell of a ride but my purpose is glorious
(Kang! Kang! Kang!)
(Multiverse)

Man, it’s all confusing (all confusing)
We’ve made a giant mess, I feel like we’re losing (like we’re losing)
It’s causing me some stress
'Cause my friends don’t know me (they don’t know me)
So what do I do next
Yeah, tell me what is next
Just tell me
(Here we go)

So drop your sword, and let him finish
I'll freak out if I see Miss Minutes
Again (Again)
‘Cause she working for Kang
(Kang! Kang! Kang!)

He’s way too calm to be that evil
If he’s so strong can’t wait for his equal
Oh Kang (Oh Kang)
Where’s your variant gang?
(Kang! Kang! Kang!)
(Kang! Kang! Kang!)

Been a hell of a time but this Nexus Event sure blows

So put your faith into every Loki
That someday this will be okey dokey
‘Til then
We’ll just hang out with Kang
(Kang! Kang! Kang!)
(Here we go)

So place your bets on who’s gonna stop him
My money’s set to bet on the Wasp and
Scott Lang (Scott Lang)
Will next meet up with Kang
(Kang! Kang! Kang!)

I'm way too hype to wait for forever
I just can’t wait to learn all the clever
New slang (new slang)
With more versions of Kang
(Kang! Kang! Kang!)
(Here we go)
(Kang! Kang!)

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from Illinoise, track released July 15, 2021
“Kang!”
Parody of “Bang!” by AJR (Ryan Metzger / Jack Metzger / Adam Metzger)
Lyrics and vocals by Insane Ian
Music and backing vocals by Ben Stahl
Single cover art by Kyle A. Carrozza

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