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Christopher Robin's Lament

from And Featuring Insane Ian as Himself by Insane Ian

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This rather obvious parody was written when II was in college, and resurrected for the Dementia Radio website redesign IndieGoGo fundraiser CD.

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Well, I don't know why I came here tonite
I got a feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall out this tree
Now a Kangaroo is looking at me

Piglet to the left of me, Tigger to the right
Here I am, stuck in the Middle with Pooh

Yes, I'm stuck in the Middle with Pooh
and I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
And there's honey spilled all over the place

Owl to the left of me, Rabbit to the right
Here I am, Stuck in the Middle with Pooh

Well, you started out as stuffing and you find that you're a hand-made bear
You go outside, kite-flying, Piglet's in the air, yellin'
"Plea-ea-ea-ea-ease! A-Plea-ea-ea-ea-ease!"

Try to make some sense of it all
But I can see that it don't make sense at all
You can try to pin the tail on Eeyore
But I can see that it won't stick anymore

Kanga to the left of me, Roo to the right
Here I am, Stuck in the Middle with Pooh

Well, you started out as stuffing and you find that you're a hand-made bear,
You're running from the bumbles, they sting you on your back and you say
"Bee-ee-ee-ee-ees! A-Bee-ee-ee-ee-ees!"

Well, I don't know why I came here tonite
I got a feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall out this tree
Now a Kangaroo is looking at me

Piglet to the left of me, Tigger to the right
Here I am, stuck in the Middle with Pooh

Yes I'm Stuck in the Middle with Pooh

Stuck in the Middle with Pooh

Here I am, Stuck in the Middle with Pooh.

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from And Featuring Insane Ian as Himself, track released January 5, 2013
Christopher Robin's Lament
parody of "Stuck in the Middle with You"
Originally by Stealer's Wheel (Gerry Rafferty, Joe Egan)
New lyrics by Ian Bonds and Jay Balcar
Music and backing vocals performed by Ben Stahl
Vocals by Insane Ian

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