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Cellar Door

from 7 from '15 by Insane Ian

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At FuMPFeST 2015, I surprised TV's Kyle by performing his song Cellar Door at him, with him on stage...so of course, he sang along. This here is the studio version. Music performed by Bonecage.

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2am on a Saturday night, I had great big plans of sleeping tight
When I heard some crazy noises echoing and emanating from below! below!
Slipped on a robe and I went downstairs where my dumb brother Jimmy had taken care
To break the door which leaves a hole so our entire cellar is for show! For show!

What’d you do with the cellar door (Jimmy)?
There’s a gaping hole where it oughta be
Now the outside critters gonna wander on down & they’re gonna throw a big party
And that ain’t alright with me, see

Jimmy, Jimmy, he tried to explain that he spilled some juice and it made a stain
So he took it from it’s hinges and he slammed it on the ground so he could clean it! Clean it!
Suddenly some owls flocked in and a couple of possums who were ugly as sin
Jimmy said with a stupid grin that he was sorry and he didn’t mean it! Mean it!

What’d you do with the cellar door (Jimmy)?
There’s a gaping hole where it oughta be
Now the outside critters gonna wander on down & they’re gonna throw a big party
And that ain’t alright with me, see

There’s dogs & bear & squirrels & sheep and I’m afraid we’re in too deep
They’re here to raise the roof up
They’re rockin’ out and eatin’ chips. They look at me and smack the lips
All thanks to Jimmy’s goof-up, wow!

What’d you do with the cellar door (Jimmy)?
There’s a gaping hole where it oughta be
Now the outside critters gonna wander on down & they’re gonna throw a big party
And that ain’t alright with me, you see, hey hey

What’d you do with the cellar door (Jimmy)?
There’s a gaping hole where it oughta be
Now the outside critters gonna wander on down & they’re gonna throw a big party
And that ain’t alright with me
No that ain’t alright with me!!

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from 7 from '15, track released July 7, 2015
Cellar Door
written by TV's Kyle (Kyle A Carrozza)
Vocals performed by Insane Ian
Music by Bonecage

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