Another Reviewsical! This time for the Amazing Spider-Man 2 game, based on the recent film of the same name.
I play them so you don't have to.
It's The Amazing Spider-Man (Two!)
It's the game of the movie
Swing on webs 'round the city
Look out, for 'Mazing Spider-man (Two)
Is it good? Well, let's see
It's better than Spider-man 3
Fight Electro? Yeah you bet.
Plus some guys not introduced yet
Here there, Amazing Spider-man (Two!)
As you swing thru the the streets, you build rep fighting crime
But these blasted daring feats seem to take up all your time!
Fighting crime as Spider-Man
Car chases, fire's hot
Just let me advance the plot
C'mon, Amazing Spider-Man (TWO!)
Spoken: There's so much petty crime on the streets, it's hard to get to the story missions. If you miss one, your rep goes down. It drops too far and they send a task force after you. So you HAVE to build it up before advancing the story. If the movie did this, we'd wouldn't have seen Green Goblin until Amazing Spider-Man 3.
However, the web-swinging is the best. Amazing Spider-Man 2's web-swinging makes Spider-Man 2 look like Amazing Spider-Man 2
Wait, what does that mean?
Uh...the new game, makes the best Spider-man game, look like the old Gameboy game.
But Spider-man 2 is still the best overall Spidey game ever
The missions are complex, like using your camera to zoom
There's Spider-Sense effects, and trying on costumes in your room
The game of Amazing Spider-Man (Two!)
Swing 'round virtual New York
As a badly animated dork
If you want to rescue the city
From villains that's a pity
You're more like Spider-Cop
released September 30, 2014
Amazing Spider-Man 2
Reviewsical of the game for Xbox One, Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, WiiU and 3DS.
Parody of the Spider-Man theme, as performed by the Ramones
New lyrics by Ian Bonds
Mixed by Ian Bonds
Last minute Mastering by Tom "Devo Spice" Rockwell
Cover image by Tony Baldini (with regards and nods to John Romita)