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So, I asked Twitter and Facebook for song titles. This is the one I chose.

This is the dumbest -- yet most awesome -- song I've ever done.

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Workin at the butcher shop 12 hours a day
Man I cant get no releif
Choppin up the piggies for minimum pay
Drowning in a buttload of grease

Fridge started smokin, then I started chokin
What to do with all this swi-ine?
Not enuff baggies, not enuff pockets
The only thing I got is ti-i-ime!

48 hours of pork
Eat it up before it spoils
No time for a knife or a fokr, we’ve only got
48 hours
48 hours of pork

Chops, bellies, pit, pulled, any style
I’m sweatin ham fat and shame
Pork is pretty awesome for a little while
But it all ends up tastin the same

There’s no mistakin’, it all tastes like bacon
My arteries are starting to clo-og!
All these pork rinds are blowin’ my mind
Now i’m really high on the ho-o-og!

48 hours of pork
Only a yard of aluminum foil
No way this is gonna...work
Still got a whole lotta hours
48 hours of pork

Should have bought stocks
In prok roast and ham hocks
WHAM BAM THANK YOU HAM
I ate all the pork chops, they’re callin’ the pork cops
Now i’m out on the lamb

TAKE IT PORKY!

48 hours of pork
Ain’t no end in sight
I’m 600 gallons of dork
That only has
48 hours
A whole lot of hours
Too many hours
A pork butt of hours
Tons of frikkin hours
48 hours of pork!

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from Yet Another B​-​Side Collection, track released April 15, 2016
Title suggested by: DJ Stuck Down a Mineshaft (of 2d6)
Music by: Ben Stahl
Lyrics by: Insane Ian and Ben Stahl

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Insane Ian Chicago, Illinois

Insane (adj): shocking, outrageous

"Insane Ian is a Comedy Rock God" - Dr Demento

“If you like video games and hiphop and you don't listen to Insane Ian...You're. Missing. Out.” - Mikey Mason (on The Funny Music Podcast)

"...the guy who's an even-geekier heir to the Weird Al throne..." - Jay Hathaway (URLesque)

Comedy music and Nerdcore Hiphop, as heard on TheFuMP.com and the Dr Demento Show.
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